March 2006
The complete listing of ‘The Colbert Report’ episodes aired during the month of March, 2006.
Episode 2026: Wednesday, March 1, 2006 - Arianna Huffington
Cameo: Ralph Archbold (as Benjamin Franklin)
Intro - 3/1/06 | Better Know a District - California’s 50th | The Word - Faith | Better Know a Founder - Benjamin Franklin | Arianna Huffington (Author, Columnist and Co-Founder - “The Huffington Post”)
Episode 2027: Thursday, March 2, 2006 - Jeffrey Sachs
Intro - 3/2/06 | The Word - Homo Sapien Agenda | The DaColbert Code - The Oscars | Jeffrey Sachs (Author - “The End of Poverty”) | Sign Off - End of an Era
Episode 2028: Monday, March 7, 2006 - Bob Schieffer
Intro - 3/6/06 | Hollywood Decontamination | Never Say Die | The Word - Spoiler Alert! | ThreatDown - Non-Blondes | Bob Schieffer (CBS Evening News Anchor and Host of “Face The Nation”) | Sign Off - Narnia
Episode 2029: Tuesday, March 8, 2006 - Norman Ornstein
Intro - 3/7/06 | Colbert Manor | The Word - The Long War | All You Need to Know - Video Games | Norman Ornstein (Resident Scholar at American Enterprise Institute)
Episode 2030: Wednesday, March 9, 2006 - James Webb
Intro - 3/8/06 | Colbert Manor Revisited | The Word - Monopoly | Stephen’s Sound Advice - Civil War Do’s & Don’ts | Fract - America Rocks | James Webb (Former Secretary of the Navy and Candidate for U.S. Senate [D-V]) | Used Flag Offer
Episode 2031: Thursday, March 10, 2006 - Lorraine Bracco | Linda Sanchez
Intro - 3/9/06 | Canadian Baseball? | The Word - D.I.Y. | Better Know a District - California’s 39th District - Linda Sanchez | Lorraine Bracco (Actress - “The Sopranos”)
Episode 2032: Monday, March 13, 2006 - Christopher Buckley
Intro - 3/13/06 | Predictions | Not Gay | The Word - Sidney Poitier | Christopher Buckley (Satirist and Author - “Thank You For Smoking”) | Sign Off - Mad Magazine
Episode 2033: Tuesday, March 14, 2006 - Keith Olbermann
Intro - 3/14/06 | Trusting the Media | The Word - Scapegoat | Was It Really That Bad? - Before Unions | Fract - Hawaii | Keith Olbermann (Host - “Countdown with Keith Olbermann”) | HipHopKetball II: The ReJazzebration Remix ’06
Episode 2034: Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - Al Franken
Intro - 3/15/06 | Sperm Donor | The Word - None of the Above | Al Franken (Comedian, Air America Radio Host and Author - “The Truth (with Jokes)”) | Al Franken Fields Calls | Craziest F#?king Thing I’ve Ever Heard - Bear Wrestling
Episode 2035: Thursday, March 16, 2006 - Frank Vincent | Donna Christensen
Intro - 3/16/06 | Who’s Attacking Me Now? - Commander Coconut | The Word - Sweet Dreams | Better Know a Protectorate - The Virgin Islands - Donna Christensen | Frank Vincent (Actor - “The Sopranos” and Author - “A Guy’s Guide to Being A Man’s Man”) | Sign Off - I’ll Miss You
Episode 2036: Monday, March 20, 2006 - Connie Chung
Intro - 3/20/06 | War in Iraq - Third Anniversary | The Word - Stop It | Movies That Are Destroying America - Post-Oscar Wrap-Up | Connie Chung (Co-Host - “Weekend’s With Murry and Connie”) | Jessica Simpson Turns Down GOP
Episode 2037: Tuesday, March 21, 2006 - Steve Kroft
Staff Cameo: Eric Drysdale (as Bobby the Stage Manager) | Peter Gwinn (as Jimmy) | Killer (uncredited)
Intro - 3/21/06 | World Baseball Classic | The Word - Eat It | Employee Performance Reviews | Steve Kroft (Correspondent - “60 Minutes”) | The In-Box - Corrections
Episode 2038: Wednesday, March 22, 2006 - Dan Senor | Brad Sherman
Intro - 3/22/06 | Advice for Jennifer Anniston | Better Know a District - California’s 27th - Brad Sherman | The Word - I Am the Great and Powerful Oz | Dan Senor (Fox News Analyst) | Sign Off - Thank You, America
Episode 2039: Thursday, March 23, 2006 - John Kasich | Judith Martin
Intro - 3/23/06 | Home, Hearth, Heart and Heartland - This Land Is Your Land | Miss Manners | Stephen’s Sound Advice - How to Raise a Hero | John Kasich (Fox News Host - “The Heartland” and Author - “Stand For Something”) | Sign Off - The Reason for the Hearth
Episode 2040: Monday, March 27, 2006 - Gary Hart
Intro - 3/27/06 | Off the Market | Immigration Protests | Exercise Routine | The Word - Tense | Letter to the Judge | ThreatDown - Drug Candy | Fract - Bald Eagle | Gary Hart (Former US Senator and Author - “The Shield & The Cloak”) | Sign Off - Tomorrow’s Guest
Episode 2041: Tuesday, March 28, 2006 - Brett O’Donnell
Staff Cameo: Eric Drysdale (as Bobby the Stage Manager)
Cameo: David Cross (as Russ Lieber)
Intro - 3/28/06 | Baby Eagle | The Word - Easter Under Attack - Marketing | Lieber - School Vouchers | Fract - Commemorative Spoons | Michael Brown (Former Director of FEMA) | sign Off - Goodnight, Stephen Jr.
Episode 2042: Wednesday, March 29, 2006 - Bruce Bartlett | Adam Schiff
Intro - 3/29/06 | Eclipse | The Word - Merrier | Better Know a District - California’s 29th - Adam Schiff | Bruce Bartlett (Former Regan Economic Adviser and Author - “Impostor: How George W. Bush Bankrupted America and Betrayed The Regan Legacy”)
Episode 2043: Thursday, March 30, 2006 - Robert Greenwald
Intro - 3/30/06 | What Jill Carroll Missed | Women’s History Month - Soledad O’Brien | The Word - F#@k | Tip/Wag - The Templeton Prize | Fract - Drug Testing Standards | Robert Greenwald (Director - “The Big Buy: How Tom Delay Stole Congress”) | Million Man March