December 2009

The Colbert Report episode guides
 

The complete listing of ‘The Colbert Report’ episodes aired during the month of December, 2009.

 
 
 
Episode 5152: Tuesday, December 1, 2009 – Sherman Alexie | Guy Consolmagno
Intro – 12/1/09 | U.S. Army Chain of Command | Better Know a Made-Up District – Connecticut’s 42nd | Gold, Frankincense and Mars – Guy Consolmagno (Research Astronomer and Planetary Scientist at the Vatican Observatory and Author – “The Heavens Proclaim”) | Sherman Alexie (Author – “War Dances”) | Sign Off – Goodnight
 
Episode 5153: Wednesday, December 2, 2009 – Craig Watkins
Intro – 12/2/09 | Deployment Figures | Cheating Death – R.J. Reynolds, Genzyme & Bionic Bottom | Craig Watkins (Dallas County District Attorney) | Sign Off – Goodnight
 
Episode 5154: Thursday, December 3, 2009 – Janet Napolitano | Zach Lund
Intro – 12/3/09 | Tiger’s Tale | Skate Expectations – Skeleton Team Tryouts | Skate Expectations – Skeleton Team Tryouts – Zach Lund | Janet Napolitano (U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security) | Sign Off – Welcome Sean Julien
 
Episode 5155: Monday, December 7, 2009 – Bill T. Jones
Special Guest(s): The Cast of Fela!
Intro – 12/7/09 | Who’s Attacking Me Now? – G. Edward DeSeve | Tip/Wag – Jonas Brothers, Fox News & Japanese Burger King | Craziest F#?king Thing I’ve Ever Heard – Tongue-Eating Parasite | Bill T. Jones (Dancer and Musician – “Fela!”) | The Cast of “Fela!” – “Zombie”
 
Episode 5156: Tuesday, December 8, 2009 – Andy Schlafly | Bernie Sanders
Intro – 12/8/09 | How Far Good Parents Will Go | Fed’s Dead | Fed’s Dead – Bernie Sanders (Socialist Party) | Andy Schlafly (Conservapedia.com) | Sign Off – Goodnight
 
Episode 5157: Wednesday, December 9, 2009 – Matt Taibbi
Intro – 12/9/09 | Monkey ThreatDown – Holes & Banana Too High | The Word – Grand Old Purity | The Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude – Hallmark & Krampus | Matt Taibbi (Journalist – “Rolling Stone” and True/Slant) | Sign Off – Goodnight With Krampus
 
Episode 5158: Thursday, December 10, 2009 – Lara Logan | Team Night Train
Obama’s Nobel Prize Speech & Afghandyland | Skate Expectations – Bobsled Team Tryouts | Skate Expectations – Bobsled Team Tryouts – Team Night Train | Lara Logan (CBS Chief Foreign Affairs Correspondent) | Sign Off – Goodnight
 
Episode 5159: Monday, December 14, 2009 – Snoop Dogg | Katherine Reutter
Exclusive: Extended Interview with Barack Obama
Intro – 12/14/09 | President Obama – The Colbert Interview | Stephen Challenges Shani Davis | Stephen Challenges Shani Davis – Katherine Reutter (U.S. Olympic Speedskater) | Snoop Dogg (Album – “Malice in Wonderland”) | Snoop Dogg – “I Wanna Rock”
 
Episode 5160: Tuesday, December 15, 2009 – Alicia Keys | John Slattery
Intro – 12/15/09 | For He’s a Jowly Good Fellow | Prescott Financial – Gold, Women & Sheep | The Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude – Treesus & CHRIST-mas Tree | Alicia Keys (Album – “The Element of Freedom”) | Stephen Colbert and Alicia Keys – “Empire State of Mind”
 
Episode 5161: Wednesday, December 16, 2009 – Tom Brokaw | Stephen King
Accenture Drops Tiger Woods | The Word – Spyvate Sector | Better Know a Stephen – Stephen King | Tom Brokaw (Former Anchor NBC Nightly News) | Sign Off – Goodbye, 2009