November 2009

The Colbert Report episode guides
 

The complete listing of ‘The Colbert Report’ episodes aired during the month of November, 2009.

 
 
 
Episode 5139: Monday, November 2, 2009 – Nicholas Thompson | Dan Jansen
Intro – 11/02/09 | Used Karzai | Sport Report – NYC Marathon & Olympic Speedskating | Alpha Dog of the Week – Arnold Schwarzenegger | Nicholas Thompson (Author – “The Hawk and the Dove”) | Sign Off – Donate to the U.S. Speedskating Team
 
Episode 5140: Tuesday, November 3, 2009 – Andrew Sullivan
Intro – 11/3/09 | Canadian Hackers Sabotage Colbert Nation | The Word – The Green Mile | Nailed ‘Em – Mormon Church Trespassing | Andrew Sullivan (Blogger – “The Daily Dish”) | Sign Off – They Call Me Mister Fry
 
Episode 5141: Wednesday, November 4, 2009 – Harold Evans | Al Gore
Intro – 11/4/09 | ’09 Off-Year Semi-Presidential Electferendum | Tip/Wag – Rush Limbaugh & Us Weekly | Formidable Opponent – Global Warming With Al Gore (Nobel Prize Winner and Former Vice President of the United States) | Harold Evans (Author – “My Paper Chase”) | Sign Off – Poison Gas
 
Episode 5142: Thursday, November 5, 2009 – William Bratton | Joey Cheek
Intro – 11/5/09 | Guy-Fawkers | Canada Iceholes Go “On Notice” – Joey Cheek (U.S. Olympic Speedskater) | Cheating Death – Swine Flu Scam Detector & Vaxaconda | William Bratton (Police Chief) | Sign Off – Donate to U.S. Speedskating
 
Episode 5143: Monday, November 9, 2009 – Thomas Campbell | Mike Castle
Intro – 11/9/09 | Trouble, Coverage | Better Know a District – Delaware’s At-Large – Mike Castle | U.S. Speedskating Team Takes Gold | Thomas Campbell (Director of the Metropolitan Museum of Art) | Sign Off – Goodnight
 
Episode 5144: Tuesday, November 10, 2009 – Maria Shriver | Karim Sadjadpour
Intro – 11/10/09 (0:30)| Barney Frank Is Not a Great Outdoorsman | Iraniversary – Karim Sadjadpour (Chief Iran Analyst at the International Crisis Group) | Maria Shriver (First Lady of California) | Sign Off – You Can’t Take It With You
 
Episode 5145: Thursday, November 12, 2009 – Woody Harrelson
Intro – 11/12/09 | Miracle Whip Buys Ad Space | Stephen Claims Lou Dobbs’ Audience | The Word – The Money Shot | Sport Report – Cricket Scandal & Letter-Writing Campaign | Woody Harrelson (Actor – “The Messenger”) | Sign Off – Stephen Shaves Woody’s Head
 
Episode 5147: Monday, November 16, 2009 – Paul Goldberger
Featured: Joe Perry
Intro – 11/16/09 | Obama Bows to Japanese Emperor | The Word – Skeletons in the Closet | Alpha Dog of the Week – Joe Perry | Paul Goldberger (Author – “Why Architecture Matters”) | Sign Off – Good Morning, Burma
 
Episode 5148: Tuesday, November 17, 2009 – Malcolm Gladwell | Marc Kielburger | Jackie Speier
Intro – 11/17/09 | Kid Gloves – Marc Kielburger (FreeTheChildren.com) | Better Know a District – California’s 12th – Jackie Speier | Malcolm Gladwell (Author – “What the Dog Saw”) | Sign Off – Goodnight
 
Episode 5149: Wednesday, November 18, 2009 – Norah Jones
Intro – 11/18/09 | Eggo Waffles Shortage Alert | The Word – Grand Old Pity Party | ThreatDown – Quetzalcoatl, Santa Claus & Canadian Groin Kickers | Norah Jones (Album – “The Fall”) | Norah Jones – “Young Blood”
 
Episode 5150: Thursday, November 19, 2009 – Elvis Costello | John Pike
Stephen Shakes His Moneymaker | Celebrating the AK-47 – John Pike | Tip/Wag – U.S. Speedskating Team, NY Lottery & William Phillips | Stephen Colbert and Elvis Costello Perform “Cheap Reward” | Sign Off – Thanks, Elvis Costello (Musician and Host of Sundance Channel’s Spectacle)
 
Episode 5151: Monday, November 30, 2009 – Cevin Soling | Dan Esty | Joseph Cirincione
Intro – 11/30/09 | Amateur Hour at the White House | Something Is Melting in Denmark – Dan Esty (Energy and Environmental Policy Advisor to Barack Obama’s Presidential Campaign) | Better Know a Lobby – Ploughshares Fund | Cevin Soling (Filmmaker – “The War on Kids”) | Sign Off – Goodnight