August 2009

The Colbert Report episode guides
 

The complete listing of ‘The Colbert Report’ episodes aired during the month of August, 2009.

 
 
 
Episode 5104: Monday, August 3, 2009 – General Anthony Zinni
Intro – 8/3/09 | Dominic Philip’s Book Habit | Bears & Balls – How to Pay for Health Care | Nailed ‘Em – War on Birth Control | General Tony Zinni | Sign Off – Goodnight
 
Episode 5105: Tuesday, August 4, 2009 – Kurt Andersen | David Wondrich
Merry Barackmas | The Word – Hippie Replacement | Colbert Bump Cocktail – David Wondrich (Mixologist) | Kurt Andersen (Author – “Reset”) | Sign Off – Love Makes the World Go Round
 
Episode 5106: Wednesday, August 5, 2009 – Kris Kobach | Joe Sestak
Bill Clinton’s Personal Appearance | 2010 Midterms – Joe Sestak (Democratic Senator – Pennsylvania) | Human Week | Kris Kobach (Illegal Immigration Lawyer) | Sign Off – Goodnight
 
Episode 5107: Thursday, August 6, 2009 – Meryl Streep
Intro – 8/6/09 | Back to School With Jeremih | Yahweh or No Way – Dinosaur Adventure Land & Black Market Kidneys | Movies That Are Destroying America – Summer | Meryl Streep (Actress – “Julia & Julia”) | Sign Off – Goodnight
 
Episode 5108: Monday, August 10, 2009 – Barbara Boxer | Chellie Pingree
Staff Cameo: Jay Katsir (as Jay the Intern)
Intro – 8/10/09 | Death Panels | Cold War Update – Cuba & Topless Putin | Better Know a District – Maine’s 1st – Chellie Pingree | Barbara Boxer (Democratic Senator – California) | Sign Off – Encore
 
Episode 5109: Tuesday, August 11, 2009 – Jonathan Cohn | James Carville
Intro – 8/11/09 | Stephen’s Driving Tips via Twitter Service | Yes We Afghan – James Carville (Democratic Strategist) | Alpha Dog of the Week – Betty Lichtenstein | Jonathan Cohn (Editor – “The New Republic”) | Sign Off – Prevent Forest Fires
 
Episode 5110: Wednesday, August 12, 2009 – Mark Johnson
Intro – 8/12/09 | Americans Sacrifice Their iPods | Who’s Not Honoring Me Now? – Obama, NRA & Teen Choice Awards | Formidable Opponent – Health Care & Burger King | Mark Johnson (Album – “Songs Around The World”) | Plying for Change – “Stand by Me”
 
Episode 5111: Thursday, August 13, 2009 – Mark Devlin
Intro – 8/13/09 | Sheila Jackson-Lee Takes a Phone Call | Glenn-Harried Glenn-Lost | Cheating Death – Blue M&Ms, Vitamin D & Hormones | Mark Devlin (Experimental Cosmology) | Sign Off – Stephen’s Online Information
 
Episode 5112: Monday, August 17, 2009 – Bill McKibben | Jared Polis
Intro – 8/17/09 | Obama Publishes Health Care Op-Ed | The Word – Must-Be TV | Even Better-er Know a District – Colorado’s 2nd – Jared Polis | Bill McKibben (Environmentalist) | Sign Off – Goodnight
 
Episode 5113: Tuesday, August 18, 2009 – Robert Wright
Intro – 8/18/09 | Hamid Karzai Endorsement | The Word – Arch Enemies | Tip/Wag – German Campaign, Russian Dogs & Flying Rabbis | Robert Wright (Author – “The Evolution of God”) | Sign Off -Shofar
 
Episode 5114: Wednesday, August 19, 2009 – Ang Lee | Marion Nestle
Barney Frank Refuses to Talk to a Dining Room Table | Sugar Shortage – Marion Nestle (Nutritionist, Sugar Expert) | Colbert Platinum – Urbane Nomads, Gigayacht & Michael Jackson Diamond | Ang Lee (Director – “Taking Woodstock”) | Sign Off – Goodnight
 
Episode 5115: Thursday, August 20, 2009 – Chris Matthews
Cameo: Tim Meadows (as P.K. Winsome)
Intro – 8/20/09 | France Bans Elephants | P.K. Winsome – Anti-Obama Collectibles | Stephen’s Sound Advice – How to Make Babies | Chris Matthews (Host – “The Chris Matthews Show”) | Sign Off – Vacation Begins