April 2007

The Colbert Report episode guides
 

The complete listing of ‘The Colbert Report’ episodes aired during the month of April, 2007.

 
 
 
Episode 3045: Monday, April 9, 2007 – Katrina vanden Heuvel | Colin Beavan
Staff Cameo: Eric Drysdale (as Bobby the Stage Manager)
Intro – 4/9/07 | End of Lent | Colin Beavan (“Step It Up 2007”) | Ethnic Slurs | Formula 401K | Katrina vanden Heuvel (Writer – “The Nation” Magazine) | Sign Off – Goodnight, Ladies
 
Episode 3046: Tuesday, April 10, 2007 – Jeannette Walls | Hungarian Ambassador András Simonyi
Intro – 4/10/07 | Stiff Upper Lip | The Word – Hip Replacement | Stephen’s Racial Slurs | Bears & Balls – Home | Jeannette Walls (Author – “The Glass Castle”) | The Apology
 
Episode 3047: Wednesday, April 11, 2007 – Vali Nasr
Intro – 4/11/07 | The Great Turtle Race | The Word – Season Pass | Anna Nicole’s Baby Daddy | Sport Report – Spirit Loses | Vali Nasr (Author – “The Shia Revival”) | Sign Off – Not Literally
 
Episode 3048: Thursday, April 12, 2007 – Dr. Richard Land
Staff Cameo: Paul Dinello (as Tad the Building Manager)
Intro – 4/12/07 | The Pope and Iraq | The Word – Body Armor | A Girl for Stephen Jr. | Dr. Richard Land (President of The Ethics & Religious Liberty Commission of the Southern Baptist Convention and Author – “The Divided States of America”) | Sign Off – French Canadian Viewers
 
Episode 3049: Monday, April 16, 2007 – John Kerry
Intro – 4/16/07 | Mope Retraction | The Metaphor-Off Is On | The Word – Clean Slate | Paulina Likes Stephen | Alpha Dog of the Week – Paul Wolfowitz | John Kerry (Author – “This Moment On Earth”) | Sign Off – Fondest Memories
 
Episode 3050: Tuesday, April 17, 2007 – Elaine Pagels
Intro – 4/17/07 | Metaphor-Off Training | Turtle Race Update | The Word – Plan B | Tip/Wag – Fake Sperm | Elaine Pagels (Author – “Reading Judas: The Gospel of Judas and the Shaping of Christianity”) | Sign Off – Stephen’s Taxes
 
Episode 3051: Wednesday, April 18, 2007 – Paulina Porizkova
Featured: Frank McCourt | Sebastian Junger | David Remnick
Intro – 4/18/07 | Who’s Not Honoring Me Now? – Pulitzer | The Word – Branding | National Library Week – Frank McCourt | Milk & Hormones | National Library Week – Sebastian Junger | National Library Week – David Remnick | Paulina Porizkova (Author – “A Model Summer”) | Sign Off – Upcoming Metaphor-Off
 
Episode 3052: Thursday, April 19, 2007 – Sean Penn | Robert Pinsky
Intro – 4/19/07 | God’s Pet Chimp | The Word – $400 Haircut | Sean Penn (Actor) | Meta-Free-Phor-All: Shall I Nail Thee to a Summer’s Day? | Hyperbole-Off
 
Episode 3053: Monday, April 23, 2007 – Russell Simmons | Mike Huckabee
Intro – 4/23/07 | Gonzales Forgot | Stephanie’s Winning! | Mike Huckabee – Running Mate Bid | ThreatDown – MySpace | Russell Simmons (Author – “Do You!”) | Colbert Nation Online Discussion Group
 
Episode 3054: Tuesday, April 24, 2007 – Dr. Andrew Weil | Eleanor Holmes Norton
Intro – 4/24/07 | Bye-Bye to Boris | D.C. Voting Rights – Eleanor Holmes Norton | The Word – Act Globally | 60% Good News | Alpha Dog of the Week – Uncle Ben | Dr. Andrew Weil (Author – “Healthy Aging”) | Sign Off – Captain Lead
 
Episode 3055: Wednesday, April 25, 2007 – David Walker
Intro – 4/25/07 | Dead to Me – Long War | The Word – Sacrifice | New Issue of GQ | Four Horsemen of the A-Pop-Calypse – Prayer | David Walker (US Comptroller General) | Sign Off – Promises
 
Episode 3056: Thursday, April 26, 2007 – Tom Wolfe | Madeleine Bordallo
Intro – 4/26/07 | Stephanie Lost | The Word – Mending Wall | Better Know a Protectorate – Guam – Madeleine Bordallo | Tom Wolfe (Author – “Bonfire of the Vanities”) | Sign Off – Yuri Kuklachev
 
Episode 3057: Monday, April 30, 2007 – Bill Bradley | Neil deGrasse Tyson
Intro – 4/30/07 | First Democratic Debate for ’08 | Neil deGrasse Tyson (Astrophysicist and Director of the Hayden Planetarium) | Tip/Wag – Shrek | Bill Bradley (Author – “The New American Story”)