March 2006

The Colbert Report episode guides
 

The complete listing of ‘The Colbert Report’ episodes aired during the month of March, 2006.

 
 
 
Episode 2026: Wednesday, March 1, 2006 – Arianna Huffington
Cameo: Ralph Archbold (as Benjamin Franklin)
Intro – 3/1/06 | Better Know a District – California’s 50th | The Word – Faith | Better Know a Founder – Benjamin Franklin | Arianna Huffington (Author, Columnist and Co-Founder – “The Huffington Post”)
 
Episode 2027: Thursday, March 2, 2006 – Jeffrey Sachs
Intro – 3/2/06 | The Word – Homo Sapien Agenda | The DaColbert Code – The Oscars | Jeffrey Sachs (Author – “The End of Poverty”) | Sign Off – End of an Era

Episode 2028: Monday, March 7, 2006 – Bob Schieffer
Intro – 3/6/06 | Hollywood Decontamination | Never Say Die | The Word – Spoiler Alert! | ThreatDown – Non-Blondes | Bob Schieffer (CBS Evening News Anchor and Host of “Face The Nation”) | Sign Off – Narnia
 
Episode 2029: Tuesday, March 8, 2006 – Norman Ornstein
Intro – 3/7/06 | Colbert Manor | The Word – The Long War | All You Need to Know – Video Games | Norman Ornstein (Resident Scholar at American Enterprise Institute)
 
Episode 2030: Wednesday, March 9, 2006 – James Webb
Intro – 3/8/06 | Colbert Manor Revisited | The Word – Monopoly | Stephen’s Sound Advice – Civil War Do’s & Don’ts | Fract – America Rocks | James Webb (Former Secretary of the Navy and Candidate for U.S. Senate [D-V]) | Used Flag Offer
 
Episode 2031: Thursday, March 10, 2006 – Lorraine Bracco | Linda Sanchez
Intro – 3/9/06 | Canadian Baseball? | The Word – D.I.Y. | Better Know a District – California’s 39th District – Linda Sanchez | Lorraine Bracco (Actress – “The Sopranos”)
 
Episode 2032: Monday, March 13, 2006 – Christopher Buckley
Intro – 3/13/06 | Predictions | Not Gay | The Word – Sidney Poitier | Christopher Buckley (Satirist and Author – “Thank You For Smoking”) | Sign Off – Mad Magazine
 
Episode 2033: Tuesday, March 14, 2006 – Keith Olbermann
Intro – 3/14/06 | Trusting the Media | The Word – Scapegoat | Was It Really That Bad? – Before Unions | Fract – Hawaii | Keith Olbermann (Host – “Countdown with Keith Olbermann”) | HipHopKetball II: The ReJazzebration Remix ’06
 
Episode 2034: Wednesday, March 15, 2006 – Al Franken
Intro – 3/15/06 | Sperm Donor | The Word – None of the Above | Al Franken (Comedian, Air America Radio Host and Author – “The Truth (with Jokes)”) | Al Franken Fields Calls | Craziest F#?king Thing I’ve Ever Heard – Bear Wrestling
 
Episode 2035: Thursday, March 16, 2006 – Frank Vincent | Donna Christensen
Intro – 3/16/06 | Who’s Attacking Me Now? – Commander Coconut | The Word – Sweet Dreams | Better Know a Protectorate – The Virgin Islands – Donna Christensen | Frank Vincent (Actor – “The Sopranos” and Author – “A Guy’s Guide to Being A Man’s Man”) | Sign Off – I’ll Miss You
 
Episode 2036: Monday, March 20, 2006 – Connie Chung
Intro – 3/20/06 | War in Iraq – Third Anniversary | The Word – Stop It | Movies That Are Destroying America – Post-Oscar Wrap-Up | Connie Chung (Co-Host – “Weekend’s With Murry and Connie”) | Jessica Simpson Turns Down GOP
 
Episode 2037: Tuesday, March 21, 2006 – Steve Kroft
Staff Cameo: Eric Drysdale (as Bobby the Stage Manager) | Peter Gwinn (as Jimmy) | Killer (uncredited)
Intro – 3/21/06 | World Baseball Classic | The Word – Eat It | Employee Performance Reviews | Steve Kroft (Correspondent – “60 Minutes”) | The In-Box – Corrections
 
Episode 2038: Wednesday, March 22, 2006 – Dan Senor | Brad Sherman
Intro – 3/22/06 | Advice for Jennifer Anniston | Better Know a District – California’s 27th – Brad Sherman | The Word – I Am the Great and Powerful Oz | Dan Senor (Fox News Analyst) | Sign Off – Thank You, America
 
Episode 2039: Thursday, March 23, 2006 – John Kasich | Judith Martin
Intro – 3/23/06 | Home, Hearth, Heart and Heartland – This Land Is Your Land | Miss Manners | Stephen’s Sound Advice – How to Raise a Hero | John Kasich (Fox News Host – “The Heartland” and Author – “Stand For Something”) | Sign Off – The Reason for the Hearth
 
Episode 2040: Monday, March 27, 2006 – Gary Hart
Intro – 3/27/06 | Off the Market | Immigration Protests | Exercise Routine | The Word – Tense | Letter to the Judge | ThreatDown – Drug Candy | Fract – Bald Eagle | Gary Hart (Former US Senator and Author – “The Shield & The Cloak”) | Sign Off – Tomorrow’s Guest
 
Episode 2041: Tuesday, March 28, 2006 – Brett O’Donnell
Staff Cameo: Eric Drysdale (as Bobby the Stage Manager)
Cameo: David Cross (as Russ Lieber)
Intro – 3/28/06 | Baby Eagle | The Word – Easter Under Attack – Marketing | Lieber – School Vouchers | Fract – Commemorative Spoons | Michael Brown (Former Director of FEMA) | sign Off – Goodnight, Stephen Jr.
 
Episode 2042: Wednesday, March 29, 2006 – Bruce Bartlett | Adam Schiff
Intro – 3/29/06 | Eclipse | The Word – Merrier | Better Know a District – California’s 29th – Adam Schiff | Bruce Bartlett (Former Regan Economic Adviser and Author – “Impostor: How George W. Bush Bankrupted America and Betrayed The Regan Legacy”)
 
Episode 2043: Thursday, March 30, 2006 – Robert Greenwald
Intro – 3/30/06 | What Jill Carroll Missed | Women’s History Month – Soledad O’Brien | The Word – F#@k | Tip/Wag – The Templeton Prize | Fract – Drug Testing Standards | Robert Greenwald (Director – “The Big Buy: How Tom Delay Stole Congress”) | Million Man March