October 13, 2014 - Walter Isaacson
EPISODE NUMBER: 11009 (October 13, 2014)
GUESTS: Walter Isaacson | Dennis Daugaard
SEGMENTS: Intro - 10/13/14 | Midterms ‘014 - Detour to Gridlock - An Exciting Thing that I am Totally Interested In | Midterms ‘014 - Detour to Gridlock - Dennis Daugaard | 32 Episodes Left for The Report | Walter Isaacson | Sign Off - Quality Time With AmeriCone Dream
SUIT REPORT: Navy Suit | Pale blue striped shirt | Gray & blue striped tie
VIDEOS: Monday, October 13, 2014
“And as of tonight, there are only 32 episodes of the ‘The Colbert Report’ left. Don’t worry, Nation. Even though my show will be off the air, I’ll still be in here provided your heart has a DVR.”
Well, from an 8-week “initial commitment” to the remaining 32 episodes, The Colbert Report has come full circle. Also confirmed was what we’ve been counting down here on the Hub: as of this writing, we have 31 eps to go. It seems like Stephen was hinting at the potential for some kind of closure tonight, but first we have to wade through the fun of mid-terms. Fun, I say! We will have lots more, but give us a shout in the comments.
I’ve noticed that Stephen’s been posing more often during the top of the show. It’s nice for screengrabs, though! Please forgive me if I post too much eye-candy, I am feeling sentimental.
Intro - 10/13/14
Tonight, the Midterm Elections are on November 4th. Or if you’re a Democrat, November 7th! Then, America reaches a milestone. Though it had to use one of those reacher-grabbers. And my guest, Walter Isaacson, has a new book about the history of your computer — it had to be your history because I always clear mine. Netscape Navigator launched 20 years ago today…and it has just now finished loading.
Midterms ‘014 - Detour to Gridlock - An Exciting Thing that I am Totally Interested In
“It’s autumn here in New York, and while the season brings colorful foliage and candy apples, it’s also time to take on those unpleasant fall chores — cleaning the gutters, weather-proofing the windows, and pretending you like decorative gourds. Oh, how beautiful, a butternut tumor!”
“Honest mistake — she must’ve missed the sign in front of her. She was probably distracted by the ‘giant’ sign behind her. (aside-ly) You know I love you, Ma’am. Folks, this just proves that even the First Lady isn’t paying attention to the Mid-terms.”
Brett Baier: We will talk all about the hot Midterm races to watch and what’s happening there on the map during our online show beginning at 7:00 eastern. Log on at foxnews.com/sr online a little bit later just after the show.
- Brett is so jazzed about the midterms he’s bringing you hot, up-to-the-minute coverage… a little bit later, somewhere on the internet. Well, Brett, I will not be out-obligated-to-be-excited. It’s time for… Midterms ‘014: - An Exciting Thing that I am Totally Interested In — Wait! Don’t change the channel. Look at this video of a duckling following a cat dressed like a shark riding a roomba… 014!
“True, every new life deserves the rights of personhood, even if it’s just a clone intended solely as a source of backup organs. Daddy loves you, Beta Stephen. Keep doing your liver exercises!”
Midterms ‘014 - Detour to Gridlock - Dennis Daugaard
Stephen: And one of the biggest political Figures in the state is ready to weigh in. Joining me now with an endorsement that could sway the race is South Dakota Governor Dennis Daugaard. Thank you for joining me. Now, sir, it’s a tight race. I understand you’re here to announce who you’re backing. Correct?
Dennis: Absolutely. I don’t think it’ll surprise any South Dakotans to hear that I’m endorsing Mike Rounds.
Stephen: Okay. Republican Mike Rounds. Why are you doing that, sir?
Dennis: well, having spent eight years as a Lt. Governor under Mike, I can say that he has the leadership and vision we need in Washington. Not to mention, he’s a hunting buddy.
Stephen: There you have it. By the way, Governor, how does it feel to have your state’s politics thrust into the national spotlight?
Dennis: It’s thrilling. Most people can’t identify a single politician from South Dakota.
Stephen: I know. That’s why I just hired you, a local actor, to play the Governor of South Dakota because I knew no one could tell the difference.
Dennis: That’s right. By the way, can I leave this head shot with you?
Stephen: Absolutely.
32 Episodes Left for The Report
- Will I wake up next to Suzanne Pleshette in a snow globe, after Rachel gets off a plane to be with me, while BJ Honeycutt writes out ‘Goodbye’ in rocks until we cut to black in the middle of a Journey song? Or will I get sued for copyright infringement?