February 21, 2013 — Lil Buck

The Colbert Report episode guideEPISODE NUMBER: 9065 (February 21, 2013)
GUESTS: Lil Buck | Jason Yang
STAFF CAMEO: Glenn Eichler
SEGMENTS: “Friends of Hamas” Rumor | GEO Group Stadium | Corporate Twitter Hacks | Lil Buck - Jookin
SUIT REPORT: Grey Pin Strip Suit | Checkerboard Shirt | Blue Tie
VIDEOS: Thursday, February 21, 2013

Well, that was a tease but we got just a little bit of Stephen dancing and a great performance by Lil Buck and Jason Yang!

A jamming, grey pin strip suit framing a checkerboard dress shirt with a classic wide collar all to set off a magnificent blue tie with a stripe just jooking across it!

“Friends of Hamas” Rumor

Apparently as an example of hyperbole, a journalist asked if Hagel had links to “Friends of Humas” or “The Junior League of Hezbollah.” Well, other journalists ran with the hyperball and passed this information on as if it was true because if you hear it on the internet, it has to be true! So, apparently we really do have to worry about the other internet legitimated threats like WMD in Iraq.

I particularly enjoyed Stephen’s speculation of other groups like“The Muslim Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.” Perhaps Hagel wiill throw his support to the “Boiled Bread Society” or perhaps “For Hume the Bell Tolls” Club or something totally crazy like, “Phenomenology of Spirit,” sheesh.

Come on, Nation, start identifying your favorite Senate nominees: George Jetson, Chair of the Aeronautical and Space Sciences, Daddy Warbucks, Chair of the Banking and Currency, Dudley Do-Right, Chair of the Canadian Relations. You get the picture.

GEO Group Stadium

Is anyone else considering using a shiv to gouge out the image of Stephen being hairless as new born mole rat.

For-profit Prisons embracing punishing for the hell of it and because you can, motivated by just how much profit? Now we can outsource by in-sourcing to our incarcerated work force for 10 c/ hour. Now that sounds like the Chinese model!

Corporate Twitter Hacks

So apparently McDonalds hacked the Burger King Twitter account. Because hacking twitter accounts is so rad these days. Hey, ColbertNationYoungsters! Sumner Redstone wannabees! Awesome sauce! * Whack *

So, jumping on the bandwagon, Viacom thought faking an “anonymous-like take over hack” on one subsidiary Twitter account with another subsidiary would confuse consumers into thinking these are actually two distinct entities. Too funny! It is almost like they want consumers to think there really is a competitive market out there. Next you’ll think coffee shops across the street from each other are not actually boosting each others’ sales! Talk about Catfishing!!!

Hi, Glenn! Waz up, Bro-ham… homee-slice-aroni … awe-snap … G-man out! So great to see writers out front. Watch that hip, hipster!

Remember to check out Stephen’s Twitter account! @StephenAtHome.

Interview - Lil Buck

Lil Buck, check it out! Great to see Stephen and Lil doing some moves and how passionate Lil Buck is about dancing and combining genres. Another testimony to giving scholarships to people with potential to make the world a better place.

Lil Buck - Jookin

Amazing dancing by Lil Buck. Don’t forget to check out his videos on Youtube teaching kids jooking and dancing with YoYo Ma in China.