February 7, 2013 - Behn Zeitlin
EPISODE NUMBER: 9058 (February 7, 2013)
GUESTS: Behn Zeitlin
SEGMENTS: Winter Storm Nemo | Mr. Smith Goes to the State Legislature - Stacey Campfield | “Bang with Friends” App | Behn Zeitlin | Sign Off - Goodnight
SUIT REPORT: Grey Suit | White Shirt | Red/White/Blue Stripped Tie
VIDEOS: Thursday, February 7, 2013
Behn Zeitlin is a tender young upstart film maker, animator and composer. I wonder if he will bring out Stephen’s Beast of the Southern Wild; you know how Stephen feels about the next generations coming for me.
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Storm gray Suit with a snow white dress shirt surely set off his Studio matching Red, White and Blew tie!
Winter Storm Nemo
Finding Nemo became not so hard. With windscreen wiper, snow shovel, salt and Whiskey bottle in hand, Stephen is prepared for the Largest blizzard predicted in decades.
Mr. Smith Goes to the State Legislature - Stacey Campfield
Stacey Campfield sounds like a guy outstanding in his field and how we wish he was camped out in a field somewhere far, far away. But perhaps we should cut him a break about being so homophobic considering he is an effeminate guy called Stacey, not to mention “Campie.”
He is on the Ann Rand band wagon with Paul Ryan by attacking kids failing in school. Obviously, failing kids would be motivated to stay in school if you made it even harder for their poor families to feed them! Like Mr. Sissy-Pants says, “Nothing motivates like money.” So boys, invest in “Will study for food” signs, Stacey and Paul, you gaywads!
Nice little break in this section and nice Stephen’s-mock-vomit-wretches; make sure you check them out.
“Bang with Friends” App
Taking flirting to a whole new level is the Facebook app, “Bang with friends” … leading to “This was a huge mistakes with friends,” then “I feel really awkward with friends” ending in “I have no friends, with friends.” * grabby hand * Stephen gets the royalties on those apps from Facebook’s massive stock value.
Interview - Benh Zeitlin
Why didn’t Stephen ask Benh Zeitlin to reveal the portrait aging in his basement; that boy is baby-faced and up way past his bed time! Pssttt, you’d look older if you wore a tie, Benh!
About his film, “Beasts of the Southern Wild,” Stephen proclaims it is ‘heart piercing at times’ perhaps ironically made manifest by the fact that the first day of filming was also the day the BP Deep Water Horizon well blew in the Gulf threatening the fishing and livelihood for this impoverished community.
They talked about six year old, Quvenzhané Wallis, who is up for one of the four Oscars pointed at this movie. Well done, Behn for unflinchingly declaring if he had to choose just one win at the Oscars, it would be for her!
Sign Off - Goodnight
Good night, Stephen! Fangirl melting smile.