September 28, 2011 — Ken Burns

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The Colbert Report Episode Guide EPISODE NUMBER: 7123 (September 28, 2011)
GUESTS: Ken Burns
SPECIAL GUEST(s): John Lithgow (via Atone Phone)
SEGMENTS: George Clooney’s Villa Party | The Word - Labor Chains | Atone Phone - John Lithgow Calls
SUIT REPORT: Dark Pin-Stripped Suit | White Shirt | Black/Maroon Stripped Tie
VIDEOS: Wednesday, September 28, 2011

 

Stephen Colbert Shofar

“By 2 AM or so - when I was hammered … out of nowhere, Clooney starts climbing a fence that overlooks the lake belowe … and jumped. Within seconds, he was challenging our masculinity. Hell, I thought, I have an early morning plane and I don’t want wet clothes. So … what choice did I have? I stripped down … one … two … I was in the water by three. “ - David Gergen (Sept. 26, 2011)

  • As a famous person, I know all other famous people. Except for one - George Clooney.
  • Case in point. When I hand cuffed a suspected illegal, I’m the one who gets kicked out of an Emmy after party.
  • My wife turned into a wolf headed she creature. [Bullet: And she will again after seeing this.]
  • Atone Phone: 1-888-NORS-LEZ
  • I was conceived through a firm handshake.
John Lithgow Atone Phone

I’m calling for the Nordic lesbian’s. I’m doing character research.

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