July 25, 2011 — Brian Cox

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The Colbert Report episode guide EPISODE NUMBER: 7095 (July 25, 2011)
GUESTS: Brian Cox
SEGMENTS: Y2-Gay | Norwegian Muslish Gunman’s Islam-Esque Atrocity | Vaginal Puppeteering vs. D**k Scrub | Brian Cox | Sign Off - The Thinker
SUIT REPORT: Dark Slate Suit | White Shirt with Grey Stripes | Black/White Polka Dot Tie
VIDEOS: Monday, July 25, 2011

 

Sub-atomic particles and animated sub-parts, what a cracking episode to kick off this week with - and, as always, certainly worthy of a few vertical smiles!!

But right off the bat here’s the smile we’re more used to seeing…

  • “Y2-Gaybans?”
  • “I have not seen daylight since Friday, because this weekend marked the beginning of legal gay marriage in New York and to avoid the Force-5 Gay-nado engulfing the city, I retreated to my underground hetero-bunker.”

Every good Hetero-Bunker should contain the following manly things …

  • “Ram tough!”

And the next thing Stephen knows he’s above ground and in the arms of …

Gratuitous eye candy? Us??! Enjoy!

Lucky Stephen. And even luckier fireman.

I bought one of these calendars for my Mum once, but Stephen bought his to say ‘thank you’. And for no other reason.

  • “Oh my lord! I certainly hope my studio catches fire in October.”
  • “Come on girls, don’t make this permanent! It’s clearly just a phase! Look, I get it…you’re at an experimental age, but trust me. This will wearing off the minute you graduate from Aqua-jogging class!”

(Okay, you know what’s coming now. The more family-friendly Hubsters among you should go off and water your plants)

It was monkeys the other week, but what is it about lady parts that always makes Stephen want to break? Still who cares when this is the result…

Stephen Colbert character break

There’s a horizontal smile behind there somewhere …

Stephen Colberts hands

Stephen ‘I Have Two Vaginas!’ Colbert
“Quick, Jimmy! Blur them!”

And finally, for anyone whose imagination might have gone into full-on overdrive around this point, feel free to print this one out and doodle in your own*…er, um…ideas!

[*from The Big Hub Book of Fun Ideas, out soon]

  • “Will you lie on a hillside with me at night and stare up at the sky?” The line starts right here.”
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