June 28, 2011 — Alexandra Pelosi

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The Colbert Report episode guide EPISODE NUMBER: 7084 (June 28, 2011)
GUESTS: Alexandra Pelosi
CHARACTER BREAK: 12:00 - 13:00
SEGMENTS: Intro - 6/28/11 | Michele Bachmann Compares Herself to John Wayne | The Word - Too Big to Nail | Advertising to Monkeys | Alexandra Pelosi | Sign Off - Teleprompter Eulogy
SUIT REPORT: Pin Striped Suit | Light Blue Shirt | Red Checked Tie
VIDEOS: Tuesday June 28, 2011


Character breaks, monkey vaginas, red jell-o and an epic head desk. Post away Hubsters!!

Stephen Colbert on Monkey Vagina's

Character Break: "Monkey Vaginas"

  • “You say potato. I saw mass murdering pot-at-o.”
  • “If you show weakness your enemies will circle like sharks. Or like psycho sexual serial killers.”
  • “Not only have you got the spirit of a John Wayne Gacy, you've got the eyes of a young Charles Manson.”
  • “Only the harassed part of a women's body should have legal standing.”
Stephen Colbert Head Desk

*head desk*"

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