October 27, 2011 — Toby Keith

The Colbert Report Episode Guide EPISODE NUMBER: 8012 (October 27, 2011)
GUESTS: Toby Keith
SEGMENTS: Shockupy Wall Street Fad | Sport Report - NFL Fines & Colbert Super PAC’s Second NBA Lockout Ad | Toby Keith - “Made in America”
EXCLUSIVE: “The Star-Spangled Banner”
SUIT REPORT: Dark shirt | White shirt | Purple + white polka dot tie
VIDEOS: Thursday, October 27, 2011

I'm not saying you may not have the right to peacefully assemble. I'm just saying that the police have the right to disassemble you into pieces.

We're going to snort the ground up bones of the poor.

Who among us has concussion dialled an ex-girl friend, to tell them you want to get back together, race car, mummy, potato salad.

NBA Commissioner and Gringott's Goblin David Stern.

The owners will be forced to cancel games on Christmas Day. An insult to all Christians and ruin the memory of that Holy night when God thunder dunked the baby Jesus through Mary's halo.

Toby: Take the "ho's" out of America.

5 thoughts on “October 27, 2011 — Toby Keith

  1. “NBA Commissioner/Gringotts goblin David Stern” Hahahaha, keep the HP references coming. And I love how they included Rollen Stewart in the picture of God dunking baby Jesus through Mary’s halo. Hilarious.

    I gotta say, I really wasn’t looking forward to Toby Keith, but I was pleasantly surprised. I enjoyed the interview and of course the sign off. And while I normally have a strictly fingers-in-ears policy towards modern country music, I thought the song was pretty catchy. Kudos, sir.

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  2. As SOON as I was Stephen was going to be singing, I thought “I hope someone makes an MP3 of this!” Thanks, Katt! I love my ever-growing collection of Stephen singing the SSB with various people. And I LOVE the fact that he always yells, “Play ball!” at the end. (As do I.)

    And normally I wouldn’t be terribly keen on Toby Keith as a guest, but he’s on LLS with Craig Ferguson pretty regularly and has always been a fairly decent interview and a good sport/straight man for Craig’s silliness, so I knew it would probably be OK. And he is, after all, a Yuletide Friend of the Show.

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