December 15, 2011 — Daniel Craig

The Colbert Report Episode Guide EPISODE NUMBER: 8036 (December 15, 2011)
GUESTS: Daniel Craig
SEGMENTS: Stephen Colbert’s South Carolina Serious, Classy Republican Debate – Network Battle | The Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude – Department Store Cutbacks & Gun-Filled Christmas | Fox News’ Mitt Romney Photo Flub | 2011 Goodbye
SUIT REPORT: Dark pin stripped suit | White shirt | Maroon with white polka dot tie
VIDEOS: Thursday, December 15, 2011

Stephen Colbert's South Carolina Serious, Classy Republican Debate

Stephen Colbert's South Carolina Serious, Classy Republican Debate - Network Battle with Stephen Colbert and Cesar Millan. No date yet, just clear your f***ing calender!!

Rick Perrry African Grey Parrot

But no African Grey Parrots. They have a bigger vocabulary than Rick Perry.

Colbert Shinto Winter Bonsai Festival

What other holidays have trees? Are we going to offend the Shinto Winter Bonsai Festival?

Colbert Gift Wrapping

Look what happened when I tried to wrap my wife's present. This is a pair of earrings.

Santa No No No

Listen up Fat Man! The whole point of you being at the mall is to up sell these kids. Little Johnny asks you for an xBox, you remind him how much cooler he'd be with a Kinect, a 1 Year xBox Live Gold Subscription and every 'Call of Duty' game.You'd don't say 'Ho! Ho! Ho! Nothing can match the 3D graphic's of your imagination. If a kid asks you for something too expensive, you do the responsible thing and tell him he hasn't been good enough.

Stephen Colbert let me ride

Oh Father Christmas if you love me at all, let me ride!

Chirstmas AK-47

Nothing says Christmas like an AK-47! And even if it doesn't, with an AK-47 you can make Christmas say anything you want it to.

Stephen Colbert Christmas Sweetness

What's that Sweetness? Yes, I think there might be some armour-piercing bullets under the tree.

Stephen Colbert Daniel Craig arm wrestle

Daniel Craig I had wash all my sweater vests

I hand wash all my sweater vests.