The complete listing of ‘The Colbert Report’ episodes aired during the month of November, 2009.
Episode 5139: Monday, November 2, 2009 - Nicholas Thompson | Dan Jansen
Intro - 11/02/09 | Used Karzai | Sport Report - NYC Marathon & Olympic Speedskating | Alpha Dog of the Week - Arnold Schwarzenegger | Nicholas Thompson (Author - “The Hawk and the Dove”) | Sign Off - Donate to the U.S. Speedskating Team
Episode 5140: Tuesday, November 3, 2009 - Andrew Sullivan
Intro - 11/3/09 | Canadian Hackers Sabotage Colbert Nation | The Word - The Green Mile | Nailed ‘Em - Mormon Church Trespassing | Andrew Sullivan (Blogger - “The Daily Dish”) | Sign Off - They Call Me Mister Fry
Episode 5141: Wednesday, November 4, 2009 - Harold Evans | Al Gore
Intro - 11/4/09 | ’09 Off-Year Semi-Presidential Electferendum | Tip/Wag - Rush Limbaugh & Us Weekly | Formidable Opponent - Global Warming With Al Gore (Nobel Prize Winner and Former Vice President of the United States) | Harold Evans (Author - “My Paper Chase”) | Sign Off - Poison Gas
Episode 5142: Thursday, November 5, 2009 - William Bratton | Joey Cheek
Intro - 11/5/09 | Guy-Fawkers | Canada Iceholes Go “On Notice” - Joey Cheek (U.S. Olympic Speedskater) | Cheating Death - Swine Flu Scam Detector & Vaxaconda | William Bratton (Police Chief) | Sign Off - Donate to U.S. Speedskating
Episode 5143: Monday, November 9, 2009 - Thomas Campbell | Mike Castle
Intro - 11/9/09 | Trouble, Coverage | Better Know a District - Delaware’s At-Large - Mike Castle | U.S. Speedskating Team Takes Gold | Thomas Campbell (Director of the Metropolitan Museum of Art) | Sign Off - Goodnight
Episode 5144: Tuesday, November 10, 2009 - Maria Shriver | Karim Sadjadpour
Intro - 11/10/09 (0:30)| Barney Frank Is Not a Great Outdoorsman | Iraniversary - Karim Sadjadpour (Chief Iran Analyst at the International Crisis Group) | Maria Shriver (First Lady of California) | Sign Off - You Can’t Take It With You
Episode 5145: Thursday, November 12, 2009 - Woody Harrelson
Intro - 11/12/09 | Miracle Whip Buys Ad Space | Stephen Claims Lou Dobbs’ Audience | The Word - The Money Shot | Sport Report - Cricket Scandal & Letter-Writing Campaign | Woody Harrelson (Actor - “The Messenger”) | Sign Off - Stephen Shaves Woody’s Head
Episode 5147: Monday, November 16, 2009 - Paul Goldberger
Featured: Joe Perry
Intro - 11/16/09 | Obama Bows to Japanese Emperor | The Word - Skeletons in the Closet | Alpha Dog of the Week - Joe Perry | Paul Goldberger (Author - “Why Architecture Matters”) | Sign Off - Good Morning, Burma
Episode 5148: Tuesday, November 17, 2009 - Malcolm Gladwell | Marc Kielburger | Jackie Speier
Intro - 11/17/09 | Kid Gloves - Marc Kielburger (FreeTheChildren.com) | Better Know a District - California’s 12th - Jackie Speier | Malcolm Gladwell (Author - “What the Dog Saw”) | Sign Off - Goodnight
Episode 5149: Wednesday, November 18, 2009 - Norah Jones
Intro - 11/18/09 | Eggo Waffles Shortage Alert | The Word - Grand Old Pity Party | ThreatDown - Quetzalcoatl, Santa Claus & Canadian Groin Kickers | Norah Jones (Album - “The Fall”) | Norah Jones - “Young Blood”
Episode 5150: Thursday, November 19, 2009 - Elvis Costello | John Pike
Stephen Shakes His Moneymaker | Celebrating the AK-47 - John Pike | Tip/Wag - U.S. Speedskating Team, NY Lottery & William Phillips | Stephen Colbert and Elvis Costello Perform “Cheap Reward” | Sign Off - Thanks, Elvis Costello (Musician and Host of Sundance Channel’s Spectacle)
Episode 5151: Monday, November 30, 2009 - Cevin Soling | Dan Esty | Joseph Cirincione
Intro - 11/30/09 | Amateur Hour at the White House | Something Is Melting in Denmark - Dan Esty (Energy and Environmental Policy Advisor to Barack Obama’s Presidential Campaign) | Better Know a Lobby - Ploughshares Fund | Cevin Soling (Filmmaker - “The War on Kids”) | Sign Off - Goodnight
