The complete listing of ‘The Colbert Report’ episodes aired during the month of December, 2009.
Episode 5152: Tuesday, December 1, 2009 - Sherman Alexie | Guy Consolmagno
Intro - 12/1/09 | U.S. Army Chain of Command | Better Know a Made-Up District - Connecticut’s 42nd | Gold, Frankincense and Mars - Guy Consolmagno (Research Astronomer and Planetary Scientist at the Vatican Observatory and Author - “The Heavens Proclaim”) | Sherman Alexie (Author - “War Dances”) | Sign Off - Goodnight
Episode 5153: Wednesday, December 2, 2009 - Craig Watkins
Intro - 12/2/09 | Deployment Figures | Cheating Death - R.J. Reynolds, Genzyme & Bionic Bottom | Craig Watkins (Dallas County District Attorney) | Sign Off - Goodnight
Episode 5154: Thursday, December 3, 2009 - Janet Napolitano | Zach Lund
Intro - 12/3/09 | Tiger’s Tale | Skate Expectations - Skeleton Team Tryouts | Skate Expectations - Skeleton Team Tryouts - Zach Lund | Janet Napolitano (U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security) | Sign Off - Welcome Sean Julien
Episode 5155: Monday, December 7, 2009 - Bill T. Jones
Special Guest(s): The Cast of Fela!
Intro - 12/7/09 | Who’s Attacking Me Now? - G. Edward DeSeve | Tip/Wag - Jonas Brothers, Fox News & Japanese Burger King | Craziest F#?king Thing I’ve Ever Heard - Tongue-Eating Parasite | Bill T. Jones (Dancer and Musician – “Fela!”) | The Cast of “Fela!” - “Zombie”
Episode 5156: Tuesday, December 8, 2009 - Andy Schlafly | Bernie Sanders
Intro - 12/8/09 | How Far Good Parents Will Go | Fed’s Dead | Fed’s Dead - Bernie Sanders (Socialist Party) | Andy Schlafly (Conservapedia.com) | Sign Off - Goodnight
Episode 5157: Wednesday, December 9, 2009 - Matt Taibbi
Intro - 12/9/09 | Monkey ThreatDown - Holes & Banana Too High | The Word - Grand Old Purity | The Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude - Hallmark & Krampus | Matt Taibbi (Journalist - “Rolling Stone” and True/Slant) | Sign Off - Goodnight With Krampus
Episode 5158: Thursday, December 10, 2009 - Lara Logan | Team Night Train
Obama’s Nobel Prize Speech & Afghandyland | Skate Expectations - Bobsled Team Tryouts | Skate Expectations - Bobsled Team Tryouts - Team Night Train | Lara Logan (CBS Chief Foreign Affairs Correspondent) | Sign Off - Goodnight
Episode 5159: Monday, December 14, 2009 - Snoop Dogg | Katherine Reutter
Exclusive: Extended Interview with Barack Obama
Intro - 12/14/09 | President Obama - The Colbert Interview | Stephen Challenges Shani Davis | Stephen Challenges Shani Davis - Katherine Reutter (U.S. Olympic Speedskater) | Snoop Dogg (Album - “Malice in Wonderland”) | Snoop Dogg - “I Wanna Rock”
Episode 5160: Tuesday, December 15, 2009 - Alicia Keys | John Slattery
Intro - 12/15/09 | For He’s a Jowly Good Fellow | Prescott Financial - Gold, Women & Sheep | The Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude - Treesus & CHRIST-mas Tree | Alicia Keys (Album - “The Element of Freedom”) | Stephen Colbert and Alicia Keys - “Empire State of Mind”
Episode 5161: Wednesday, December 16, 2009 - Tom Brokaw | Stephen King
Accenture Drops Tiger Woods | The Word - Spyvate Sector | Better Know a Stephen - Stephen King | Tom Brokaw (Former Anchor NBC Nightly News) | Sign Off - Goodbye, 2009
