The complete listing of ‘The Colbert Report’ episodes aired during the month of April, 2007.
Episode 3045: Monday, April 9, 2007 - Katrina vanden Heuvel | Colin Beavan
Staff Cameo: Eric Drysdale (as Bobby the Stage Manager)
Intro - 4/9/07 | End of Lent | Colin Beavan (“Step It Up 2007”) | Ethnic Slurs | Formula 401K | Katrina vanden Heuvel (Writer - “The Nation” Magazine) | Sign Off - Goodnight, Ladies
Episode 3046: Tuesday, April 10, 2007 - Jeannette Walls | Hungarian Ambassador András Simonyi
Intro - 4/10/07 | Stiff Upper Lip | The Word - Hip Replacement | Stephen’s Racial Slurs | Bears & Balls - Home | Jeannette Walls (Author - “The Glass Castle”) | The Apology
Episode 3047: Wednesday, April 11, 2007 - Vali Nasr
Intro - 4/11/07 | The Great Turtle Race | The Word - Season Pass | Anna Nicole’s Baby Daddy | Sport Report - Spirit Loses | Vali Nasr (Author - “The Shia Revival”) | Sign Off - Not Literally
Episode 3048: Thursday, April 12, 2007 - Dr. Richard Land
Staff Cameo: Paul Dinello (as Tad the Building Manager)
Intro - 4/12/07 | The Pope and Iraq | The Word - Body Armor | A Girl for Stephen Jr. | Dr. Richard Land (President of The Ethics & Religious Liberty Commission of the Southern Baptist Convention and Author - “The Divided States of America”) | Sign Off - French Canadian Viewers
Episode 3049: Monday, April 16, 2007 - John Kerry
Intro - 4/16/07 | Mope Retraction | The Metaphor-Off Is On | The Word - Clean Slate | Paulina Likes Stephen | Alpha Dog of the Week - Paul Wolfowitz | John Kerry (Author - “This Moment On Earth”) | Sign Off - Fondest Memories
Episode 3050: Tuesday, April 17, 2007 - Elaine Pagels
Intro - 4/17/07 | Metaphor-Off Training | Turtle Race Update | The Word - Plan B | Tip/Wag - Fake Sperm | Elaine Pagels (Author - “Reading Judas: The Gospel of Judas and the Shaping of Christianity”) | Sign Off - Stephen’s Taxes
Episode 3051: Wednesday, April 18, 2007 - Paulina Porizkova
Featured: Frank McCourt | Sebastian Junger | David Remnick
Intro - 4/18/07 | Who’s Not Honoring Me Now? - Pulitzer | The Word - Branding | National Library Week - Frank McCourt | Milk & Hormones | National Library Week - Sebastian Junger | National Library Week - David Remnick | Paulina Porizkova (Author - “A Model Summer”) | Sign Off - Upcoming Metaphor-Off
Episode 3052: Thursday, April 19, 2007 - Sean Penn | Robert Pinsky
Intro - 4/19/07 | God’s Pet Chimp | The Word - $400 Haircut | Sean Penn (Actor) | Meta-Free-Phor-All: Shall I Nail Thee to a Summer’s Day? | Hyperbole-Off
Episode 3053: Monday, April 23, 2007 - Russell Simmons | Mike Huckabee
Intro - 4/23/07 | Gonzales Forgot | Stephanie’s Winning! | Mike Huckabee - Running Mate Bid | ThreatDown - MySpace | Russell Simmons (Author - “Do You!”) | Colbert Nation Online Discussion Group
Episode 3054: Tuesday, April 24, 2007 - Dr. Andrew Weil | Eleanor Holmes Norton
Intro - 4/24/07 | Bye-Bye to Boris | D.C. Voting Rights - Eleanor Holmes Norton | The Word - Act Globally | 60% Good News | Alpha Dog of the Week - Uncle Ben | Dr. Andrew Weil (Author - “Healthy Aging”) | Sign Off - Captain Lead
Episode 3055: Wednesday, April 25, 2007 - David Walker
Intro - 4/25/07 | Dead to Me - Long War | The Word - Sacrifice | New Issue of GQ | Four Horsemen of the A-Pop-Calypse - Prayer | David Walker (US Comptroller General) | Sign Off - Promises
Episode 3056: Thursday, April 26, 2007 - Tom Wolfe | Madeleine Bordallo
Intro - 4/26/07 | Stephanie Lost | The Word - Mending Wall | Better Know a Protectorate - Guam - Madeleine Bordallo | Tom Wolfe (Author - “Bonfire of the Vanities”) | Sign Off - Yuri Kuklachev
Episode 3057: Monday, April 30, 2007 - Bill Bradley | Neil deGrasse Tyson
Intro - 4/30/07 | First Democratic Debate for ’08 | Neil deGrasse Tyson (Astrophysicist and Director of the Hayden Planetarium) | Tip/Wag - Shrek | Bill Bradley (Author - “The New American Story”)
