The complete listing of ‘The Colbert Report’ episodes aired during the month of March, 2011.
Episode 7030: Tuesday, March 1, 2011 - Evan Osnos
Intro - 3/1/11 | Muammar al-Gaddafi Competes With Charlie Sheen | The Word - New Country for Old Men | Senior Moment - Geriatric Porn | Evan Osnos (Journalist) | Sign Off - Welcome Zachary Paul Dahm
Episode 7031: Wednesday, March 2, 2011 - Harry Connick Jr.
Intro - 3/2/11 | Wisconsin Prank Call Bill | The Word - Economic Boom | Eulogy Spot | Harry Connick Jr. (Musician) | Sign Off - Demise of the White Pages
Episode 7032: Thursday, March 3, 2011 - Mark Moffett
Special Guest(s): Jimmy Fallon | Jon Stewart | Ben Cohen | Jerry Greenfield
Fox News Suspends Contributors | Ice Cream Fight with Jimmy Fallon | Ice Cream Hallucination With Jimmy Fallon | Mark Moffett (Entomologist and Writer for National Geographic) | Sign Off - Late Night Snack
Episode 7033: Monday, March 7, 2011 - Joshua Foer
Intro - 3/7/11 | Stephen Wants an iPad 2 | On Notice - Mike Huckabee | America’s Next GOP Model | Joshua Foer (Journalist, Memory Athlete and Author - “Moonwalking with Einstein”) | Art Stephen Up Challenge - Bid on Stephen’s Portrait
Episode 7034: Tuesday, March 8, 2011 - Dan Sinker | Dale Bryk
Happy Mardi Gras & International Women’s Day | Light Bulb Ban | Light Bulb Ban - Dale Bryk (Director of the Air & Energy Program at the Natural Resources Defense Council) | Charlie Sheen & Fake Rahm Emanuel on Twitter | Dan Sinker (Journalism Professor and Author - “@MayorEmanuel”) | Sign Off - Welcome Zoe Simone Sanchez
Episode 7035: Wednesday, March 9, 2011 - David Brooks
Intro - 3/9/11 | Stephen Gives Up Catholicism for Lent | Bench Press | Bench Press - Anthony Weiner (Congressman, New York) | David Brooks (Pundit) | Sign Off - Jewish Stephen
Episode 7036: Thursday, March 10, 2011 - Reza Aslan
Intro - 3/10/11 | Newt Gingrich Wants to Screw America | Colbert PAC Ad | Peter King Understands Violent Radicalism | Reza Aslan (Author and Editor - “Tablet & Pen”) | Sign Off - Enjoy the Moment
Episode 7037: Monday, March 21, 2011 - Steve Martin | Simon de Pury
Intro - 3/21/11 | Crisis in the Middle Everywhere - Japan & Libya | Raging Art-On - Art 1 | Ssteve Martin (Album - Rare Bird Alert) | Steve Martin & the Steep Canyon Rangers - “Jubilation Day” | Sign Off - Dueling Banjos
Episode 7038: Tuesday, March 22, 2011 - Ayman Mohyeldin | Simon de Pury
Intro - 3/22/11 | Californians Respond to Japanese Disaster | Raging Art-On - Art 2 | Crisis in the Middle Everywhere - CNN and Fox News Fight in Libya | Ayman Mohyeldin (Journalist) | Sign Off - Goodnight
Episode 7039: Wednesday, March 23, 2011 - Nathan Myhrvold | Simon de Pury
Top News Stories All at Once | Raging Art-On - Art 3 | The Word - Over-Reactor | Nathan Myhrvold (Chef and Author - “Modernist Cuisine”) | Sign Off - Pistachio Ice Cream
Episode 7040: Thursday, March 24, 2011 - Jody Williams | Laurie Garrett
Intro - 3/24/11 | Bears & Balls - Misery Edition | Eat, Pray to Eat - Laurie Garrett (Senior Fellow for Global Health, Council on Foreign Relations) | Channeled Rage | Jody Williams (Nobel Laureate and Chairman of the Nobel Women’s Initiative) | Sign Off - John Oliver’s New York Stand-Up Show
Episode 7041: Monday, March 28, 2011 - Michael Moore
Intro - 3/28/11 | Shout Out to Cece Lederer | Chaos in Chaonada | Tip/Wag - Cigarette Tax, Abortion Waiting Period & Bargain Travelers | Maine Squeeze | Michael Moore (Director) | Sign Off - Movits! Streams “Out of My Head”
Episode 7042: Tuesday, March 29, 2011 - Dr. Anthony Fauci | Stephen Prothero
Intro - 3/29/11 | Turd Sandwich in Libya | Yahweh or No Way - Christianity Is Fattening | Stephen’s Next Religion - Stephen Prothero (Professor and Author - “God Is Not One”) | Jimmy Fallon Promises a Performance by Stephen | Anthony Fauci (Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases) | Sign Off - Do Not Help Jimmy Fallon
Episode 7043: Wednesday, March 30, 2011 - Tim Shriver | Trevor Potter
James O’Keefe Asks for Donations | Colbert PAC | Colbert PAC - Trevor Potter (Lawyer and Former Commissioner of the Federal Election Commission) | Stephen Practices Rebecca Black’s “Friday” | Tim Shriver (Chairman and CEO of the Special Olympics) | Sign Off - Goodnight
Episode 7044: Thursday, March 31, 2011 - Piers Gibbon
Featured: Roy Den Hollander
Intro - 3/31/11 | Congressional Budget Menorah | Difference Makers - Roy Den Hollander (Anti-Feminist Lawyer) | Madison as Hell | Piers Gibbon (Explorer and Host on National Geographic) | Sign Off - Congressional Budget Menorah Fire
