September 10, 2013 — Shane Salerno

The Colbert Report episode guideEPISODE NUMBER: 9146 (September 10, 2013)
GUESTS: Tobias Wolff | Shane Salerno
STAFF CAMEO: Max Werner
SEGMENTS: cOlbert’s Book Club - Everything but “The Catcher in the Rye” by JD Salinger | cOlbert’s Book Club - Better Know a Salinger | cOlbert’s Book Club - Sign Off - Glass Family
SUIT REPORT: Navy Pin Striped Suit | White Shirt | Purple Striped Tie
VIDEOS: Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Stephen attempts to stage a reading of “Catcher” as Holden Caulfield…before it gets shut down by legal.

The second installment of the cOlbert Book Club was a totally different experience than the first. Whereas the first book club had kind of a fun, flirty feel to it with guest Jennifer Egan, yet was focused on the themes of the characters in The Great Gatsby’s obsession and longing, this episode felt more like a fan’s personal tribute to Salinger. Few attempt to make light of Salinger’s heavy themes, but Stephen managed to make discussing the author’s life and work engaging and poignant.

It isn’t too often that Stephen schools his guests, but with the first guest, Tobias Wolff, Stephen seemed to articulate Salinger’s motivations in his short stories in an authoritative way. I have a feeling that Stephen very intimately understands Salinger’s work, and much like his understanding of Tolkien/Lord of the Rings, probably knows more about Salinger than most of us do. This was demonstrated when Stephen kept trying to put on Holden Caulfield’s hunting cap - he identifies with Holden and Holden’s struggles so much, clearly he must feel the same about Salinger as well. So, in summary, a nice episode dedicated to demonstrating his fan-appreciation. It was as good, or maybe better, than having the reclusive author himself on the show - something Stephen always said he wished could happen.

We will have much more on this episode guide, but what did you think of this installment of the book club? Do share in the comments.

The lovely cOlbert Book Club set is brought back, this time with some small changes to reflect the Salinger theme.

cOlbert’s Book Club - Everything but “The Catcher in the Rye” by JD Salinger

 

  • Tonight we are stepping away from the conflict in Syria, because apparently, so is the United States.

Stephen’s take on U.S.’ shifting policy on Syria:
“It’s like if you decapitated a co-worker, so they are taking away your ax. But, you get to keep your job, and your hatchet. Be good, now, be good!”

  • Now, as you know, I am a powerful media mogul. I’ve got my own show, I’ve got my best selling books, I’ve got an award winning twitter feed, and of course, I have my massive daily email blast of the internet’s best forwards. Critics have raved, “unsubscribe!”
  • Speaking of drinking heavily, F. Scott Fitzgerald. That’s the author we talked about last night. Tonight we will be talking about the biggest initials in twentieth century literature, J.D. Salinger, a man so reclusive, his first two names are still secret.
  • And we’ll be discussing the new documentary about Salinger with its director Shane Salerno, who also co-wrote the 1998 blockbuster Armageddon, which is why at the end of the documentary, Salinger blows himself up to save Ben Affleck. That’s based on a true story.
  • Unfortunately Salinger cannot be with us tonight, either MTV booked him to be on the VMAs, or he died in 2010. Only time will tell.

“Speaking of drinking heavily, F. Scott Fitzgerald. That’s the author we talked about last night. Tonight we will be talking about the biggest initials in twentieth century literature, J.D. Salinger, a man so reclusive, his first two names are still secret.”

cOlbert’s Book Club - Better Know a Salinger

 

  • Tonight, J.D. Salinger. The writin’ J.D.!
  • On Salinger’s flunking out of H.S.: “Apparently, he had not read the sophomore book assignment, mainly because he hadn’t written it yet.”
  • On Salinger’s calling his German ex-wife “Saliva”: …which will go down in history as the kindest possible way to insult a Nazi.
 J.D. Salinger biography

“”Catcher” [has sold] over 65 million copies worldwide. To put that in perspective, “The Joy of Sex” sold only 10 million copies worldwide, and “The Catcher in the Rye” has no sex, and even less joy.”

“Salinger wrote things without immediately sharing them with the world, and I will give you a moment to tweet how strange that is. “

  • I love J.D. Salinger’s short stories about the brilliant, emotionally fragile Glass family. There is just something about the self-absorbed anxieties of emotionally stunted white people that really speaks to me.
  • The estate of J.D. Salinger is rumored to be publishing five new books in the upcoming years, the books are said to include a book on eastern mysticism, a collection of glass family stories, and a prequel to his most famous work, The Catcher in the Rye: The Phantom Menace. Though I am not entirely sure the world is ready for Jar-Jar Caulfield.

“”Yousa a g*damn phony!”

“I would like to apologize to the estate of J.D, Salinger, his publishers at Little Brown and Company, and, of course, Patrick Stewart, whose performance as Phoebe will now never be seen. “

Who wouldn’t love this illustrated copy of “The Colbert in the Rye”? Always knew he was the Catcher.

Interview - Tobias Wolff

 

  • Stephen: Did [Catcher] influence your work, because your work, This Boy’s Life, is a coming of age story where you start off as yourself, and end up as Leornardo DiCaprio.
  • Tobias: I would say to begin with that I wish it [Catcher wasn’t] taught to kids -
  • Stephen: Amen.
  • Tobias: Part of the experience of finding that novel for myself was that I felt like I was being subversive when I was reading it, because here is a book calling the adult world, as I saw it then, a nest of hypocrisy, and phoniness, and that is something you want to discover on your own. You don’t want your English teacher to be introducing you to the hypocrisy of adults.
  • Stephen: (on the Catcher’s “spicy” themes) Do we need to be reinforcing our kid’s bad behavior as teenagers with the idea that they could be a character in a great novel? “Dad, I wasn’t disobeying you, I was exploring modes of alienation.”
  • Tobias: Well, I would rather they be introduced to that book rather than be trained in pompousness, pretentiousness, bogus spirituality, such as what you find in the Glass Stories.
  • Stephen: Now wait a second. The Glass Family stories … those are Salinger’s finest works. Those are his greatest works. You will admit that, or you will pay a price. […] What do you have against the Glass family
  • Tobias: Do you like to read sermons all day?
  • Stephen: I give them.
  • Tobias: Oddly, enough that is the [preacherly] tone he took on when he was writing these Glass Family stories.
  • Stephen: Buddy Glass, who writes all of these stories … he says essentially that I know that I am writing imperfect stories, and I will get lost in my own locutions, and I will use “God” in such a way that is not a 3-letter expletive, and that people will look at what I do awry, and think of me as sermonizing. He knows what he is doing but it’s a confession; you’re seeing Salinger as he really is there. You don’t like Salinger - how dare you like his book.

Tobias Wolff attempts to flee at the end of the interview….Stephen never lets them though, right? Stephen had just refuted Wolff’s interpretation of The Glass Family stories.

Interview - Shane Salerno

 

  • Stephen: Why did you throw yourself into the life of Salinger? Why is he your white whale?
  • Shane: That’s a good way to put it. His life was so extraordinary. When I found out that J.D. Salinger lost the love of his life to Charlie Chaplain. […] [Una O’Neill] imprinted on Salinger a period of his life that he tried to repeat forever.
  • Stephen: Here’s my beef with you. Why let me know these things about Salinger? He was someone who guarded his privacy, and I respected that privacy by not intruding, because what if I found out things about him that creep me out. I am worried if I learn things about Salinger that I don’t like, I won’t like his books anymore. Isn’t that the danger? (In response, Salerno mentions that since his documentary has been released, Catcher has jumped to #7 on Amazon.)
  • Stephen: Why do you still think we are talking about a guy who hasn’t really written anything that anybody thought was any good sine the 1950s?
  • Shane: Salinger was a one-of-a-kind, singular voice, and the idea that he has worked every day for 45 years, and put that work in a vault to be released starting in 2015. […] I think it’s going to be incredible to see him complete The Glass Family, to see an artist complete something that he’s been working on for 40 years. We have only seen half the painting.
  • Stephen: Why do you think he didn’t let us see the stuff?
  • Shane: His religion says that you don’t do anything that feeds your ego.
  • Stephen:(horrified) That sucks! I mean, you’ve worked in Hollywood, so maybe you don’t know what feeding an ego is like. But do you know how delicious it is to feed your ego?
  • Shane: But I think that’s why. He really felt that the work itself was the reward, and after he had passed away a few years later, the work would start to be released, so he is not there for the ego gratification of seeing it published. That is just a pure artist delivering his work to an audience.
  • Stephen: Why do you think that Seymour shoots himself?
  • Shane: Because of the trauma of WW II. Salinger knew that extraordinarily well. Salinger walked into a concentration camp and never walked out. For the rest of his life he was living with PTSD and I think [the film] shows in an unprecedented fashion how damaged he was. If J.D. Salinger hadn’t gone to WW II, we wouldn’t have this work.
  • Stephen: So maybe we owe Hitler just a little apology.
  • Shane: Wow. Wow.
  • Stephen: Your words. Not mine.
  • CN Helper, you really summed up this episode wonderfully. Stephen does have an amazing grasp on Salinger’s work. I didn’t really care for Tobias Wolff’s take on the short stories. (Totally just my opinion…I am far from an expert!)

    I was cracking up when Stephen put on the infamous Holden Caulfield hunting cap and scarf! Goddamn legal department!

    And this is just a minor detail, but what was the deal with both guests turning down the chardonnay? Hey! Who turns down a monster-sized glass of wine from Stephen Colbert?! 😉

    • karenatasha

      I wondered whether it was really Chardonnay. I’m not sure you’re really allowed to drink on air. Possibly it was sparkling apple juice standing in. But either way: I personally would never turn down a glass from Stephen! (Even though I’m not very fond of Chardonnay, in fact.)

      • Good point, karenatasha! Cheers to you with either apple juice or wine!

      • karenatasha

        Well, thank you, Clem! *Raising glass of Prosecco*

  • llama

    I loved what Tobias Wolff said about Catcher in The Rye because that’s exactly how I discovered the book. I am the exact opposite of a reader and The Catcher in The Rye is one of the few books I can say I have read from cover to cover. (not even Stephen’s books are included on that list. I know, I know!) I didn’t have to read it for a class, I just read it which blows my mind. I never read books that were assigned for class so the fact that I just read this book is amazing. Also, I wonder too, about how I would’ve viewed it if it was a chore to read for credit and not a joy to read for myself. I get his point.

  • Mr. Arkadin

    I was forced to read “Catcher in the Rye” by my mother! During summer vacation!! And write a report on it!!! So I agreed with Wolff’s point about CITR losing something by being assigned reading. I mean, how could I, (As teenager no less!), have enjoyed a book my mother made me read during summer vacation and write a report on. When all I could do was think about how unjust this all was. And how it was surely a violation of the Geneva convention. Which it is! I think the same thing applies when people tell the young, ” Oh, Citizen Kane is the greatest movie of all time!” Or “Shakespeare is the greatest writer of all-time!” You just kind of rebel and think, “I’ll find my own greatest of all-time thank you very much! Satanic mom!”

    I also liked how Stephen had a minor meltdown when Wolff basically told him the Glass family stories sucked. I’ve never read Salinger short stories. So I have no opinion on this. But to see Stephen just throw his character to the ground to defend art he clearly loves, amused me to no end.

    I’m also sorry that such a private man as Salinger has to have every flaw and/or…shall we say shortcoming, revealed to the world just because he had the bad taste to die. I think he deserves better.

    • karenatasha

      Oh, I feel your pain, Mr. Arkadin! That’s just not fair. Wolff is right about certain things needing to be discovered on your own.

      I do love Salinger’s short stories, or at least the ones that I’ve read. I find it interesting that they seem to speak to Stephen more than “Catcher in the Rye” does.

      The bio sounds fascinating to me, although I imagine that World War II probably had as much of an effect on Salinger as getting dumped by Oona for Chaplin. At least we know Salinger wanted the stories he stashed in that drawer to eventually see the light of day.

      I wonder what book Stephen will choose next?

    • Corrie-luv

      I’ll be an honest ned, most of the greatest authors suffered more greatly than others, which they can craft magnificently onto their writing. The best stories ever written needed an inspiration, and I feel that what happened to Salinger had a purpose to understanding or comprehending an overlooked reality.
      I’ve always wanted to write my own story based on the criteria of the mind that doesn’t cease to comprehend in the midst of a complicated world and the people making it easier or harder to live through, and I always wondered if I would need to get to Salinger’s level to reach my standard.
      Anyway, props to Colbert for his love for Salinger. I just hope he wasn’t too tipsy that night with the chardinay or champagne (pardon my spelling) all to himself ;P

  • lockhart43

    “Salinger wrote things without immediately sharing them with the world, and I will give you a moment to tweet how strange that is.”

    I love that line from Stephen, so much. Remember when most people wrote or thought things and didn’t immediately feel it necessary to share them with the world? I don’t pretend to know anything about Salinger, nor have I read his work, but I really admire the idea of specifically not releasing everything he wrote specifically so that he wouldn’t feed his ego.

    Did we ever figure out who’s always doing those funny voiceovers, like the one that happened at the beginning of this episode? Of course, my money’s on Matt Lappin. But I’m still curious.

    • llama

      I’ve always thought it was Matt Lappin, but I’m not sure.

  • robert driscoll

    The quip about Hitler was unfortunate, (to say the very least).

  • Katt

    I have yet to get around to reading any Salinger, but regardless I still thoroughly enjoyed this episode. It’s so refreshing to have Book Club, Colbchella and other special episodes every once in a while.

    The Hitler reference was both hilarious and unexpected. I can’t imagine many other comedians getting away with such remarks.

    • karenatasha

      I have a feeling the Hitler comment just popped out of his mouth. Bet it amazed him as much as everyone else.