June 4, 2013 - Alex Gibney

The Colbert Report episode guide EPISODE NUMBER: 9110 (June 4, 2013)
GUESTS: Alex Gibney
SEGMENTS: Michele Bachmann’s Last Term | Tip/Wag - Google Glass, “The Lone Ranger” & 3D Printed Food | IRS Political Targeting & Line Dancing Scandals | Sign Off - Goodnight
SUIT REPORT: Dark Suit | White Shirt | Blue Tie
VIDEOS: Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Tonight I come to you with a heave heart, and not just because my pre-show cocktails are Bourbon and Nutella.

A political career over in the blink of an eye. Which for Michele Bachmann is once every eight years.

Tonight folks, we say goodbye to Michele Bachman and look fondly back at some of her very … moments.

I will miss her. That is why I sent her two farewell cupcakes. *To Jimmy* We sent her two, did she get ‘em? Did she, did she get the two? What’s that …

A wag of my finger at Google Glass for banning porn. Now the only way you can see porn on Google, is by typing ‘porn’ into Google … or, really anything in to Google.

Why have a car, you don’t need to steer if can’t you watch porn as it drives you to Church? Now what are you supposed to do with your hands in there? I’m telling you those heated leather seats are just a tease!

Back in my day, outlaws knew not to f*** with a guy in a neckerchief.

To make things worse, in the entire trailer, not once does the Lone Ranger say his famour catchphrase: ‘Hi-ho Silver’. Even in the scene where’s he’s saying hi to a ho who is holding silver.

Stayed tuned folks, more to come!!

4 thoughts on “June 4, 2013 - Alex Gibney

  1. I have kind of figured out after tonight’s show that Michele Bachmann is just a few short steps ahead in political sophistication from Basil Marceaux.com. I hope that MN gets someone in her place to do a better job for them next year.

    How many seconds did it take before Stephen’s electric slide became a gif? I am guessing 5 s. They will be appearing on the CNH tumblr account soon, thanks to Katt. :)

    Alex Gibney made for a good guest. His interactions with Assange were very strange. At least Stephen had one opportunity to interview Assange before he went on lockdown.

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  2. I’m SO happy Michelle Bachmann is on her way out!! Only thing is, the Dem that almost beat her last time is bowing out now as well. He said he wasn’t really all that interested in being a Congressman, only in making sure she wasn’t one. So anyway I have no idea who it’s going to be but whoever it is HAS to be better than Bachmann (oh please!). It was a beautiful sendoff by Stephen I gotta say.

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  3. Loved the Michelle Bachmann send off. I hadn’t heard a few of those quotes of hers before. She is just *so* ignorant and horrible! Glad she’s out of Congress, though I doubt we’ve heard the last of her.

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  4. Basilmarceaux.com would’ve been a better congressman than Bachmann. I read something that said that her biggest accomplishment in congress was a lightbulb bill. ’nuff said.

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