October 18, 2012 — The Killers

The Colbert Report Episode GuideEPISODE NUMBER: 9012 (October 18, 2012)
GUESTS: The Killers
EXCLUSIVE: “All These Things That I’ve Done”
SEGMENTS: Celebrity Campaign Endorsements | Mitt’s First Day | Junk Food Feed | Special Report - A Shucking Disaster - Nightmare at the Mitchell Corn Palace | The Killers - “Miss Atomic Bomb”
SUIT REPORT: Dark suit | Blue shirt | Purple/violet stripped tie
VIDEOS: Thursday, October 18, 2012

Mitt’s gonna keep those promises. I know, because I have his day one schedule right here:

Jan 20th, 2013

8am-noon — Inauguration

12:30 — Appoint cabinet
1:00 — Take photo for White House ID card
1:07 — Retake photo
1:45 — Repeal Obamacare
2:30 — Examine remains of Roswell aliens
3:00 — Unwrap Oval Office label maker
3:15 — Label China a currency manipulator
4:00 — Pick nuclear launch codes — (Maybe zip codes plus Ann’s birthday?)
6:00 — Take down Biden’s old Erik Estrada posters
6:15 — Get everyone in America a job
8:00 — Activate self-deportation
9:00 — Immigration solved
10:00 — With presidency completed, resign and attend an inauguration of President Ryan.

Stay tuned for more caps and quotes. But while you wait, why not tell us favourite moment(s) from tonight’s show!!

6 thoughts on “October 18, 2012 — The Killers

  1. Mitt’s got a busy Day One of his presidency, hasn’t he? I would be totally checking out that Roswell thing too, if I were President. And I’m looking forward to the inevitable swearing in of backwards-capped President Ryan. He’ll be great for the country. *cough*

    The Killers sounded great too.

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  2. The Killers were great! I was so pumped to see them on the show. I liked the answer Brandon Flowers gave to Stephen’s question about Mitt Romney liking their music, too. And their performance was awesome. The rest of the show was wonderful, as always!

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  3. I can honestly say I never heard of the Killers. But I just loved that song they sang “Miss Atomic Bomb”. I had to go out and buy their CD today.

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