October 2005

The Colbert Report episode guides

 

The complete listing of ‘The Colbert Report’ episodes aired during the month of October, 2005.

 

Episode 1001: Monday, October 17, 2005 – Stone Phillips
Intro – 10/17/05 | First Show | The Word – Truthiness | ThreatDown – Bird Flu | Stone Phillips (Host – “Dateline NBC”) | Gravitas-Off with Stone Phillips | Sign Off – Commemorating Chewbacca’s American Citizenship

Episode 1002: Tuesday, October 18, 2005 – Lesley Stahl | Jack Kingston
Intro – 10/18/05 | The Word – Bacchanalia | All You Need to Know – Illegal Immigration | Lesley Stahl (Correspondent – “60 Minutes”) | Better Know a District – Georgia’s 1st – Jack Kingston | Sign Off – A Fax From James Brady

Episode 1003: Wednessday, October 19, 2005 – Fareed Zakaria
Staff Cameo: Eric Drysdale (as Bobby the Stage Manager)
Intro – 10/19/05 | The Word – Disappointed | Stephen Settles the Debate – Whales and Cod vs. Polar Bears and Seal Hunters | On Notice – Bobby’s Candy Apples | Tip/Wag – Teen Pregnancy & Katie’s No Lady | Fareed Zakaria (Journalist and Editor) | Sign Off – The In-Box – You’re Great

Episode 1004: Thursday, October 20, 2005 – Jim Cramer
Staff Cameo: Todd Kilponen (Sound Mixer)
Voice Over: David Cross (as Russ Lieber)
Cameo: Lisa Loeb (as Herself)
Intro – 10/20/05 | Avian Flu | The Word – Love Handles | Russ Lieber – Candy and Air | Un-American News – The Foreign Press | Jim Cramer (Host – “Mad Money”) | Sign Off – Credit Cards

Episode 1005: Monday, October 24, 2005 – Lou Dobbs | Kay Bailey Hutchison
Intro – 10/24/05 | Against the Pundocracy | The Word – Pussy | Lou Dobbs (Host – “Lou Dobbs Tonight”) | Fract – The Wright Brothers | Bring ‘Em Back or Leave ‘Em Dead – Inquisition | Mug Shot

Episode 1006: Tuesday, October 25, 2005 – Greg Behrendt
Cameo: Christina Gausas (as Christina) | Brett Gelman (as Spencer)
Intro – 10/25/05 | Benjamin Shalom Bernanke | The Word – Overrated | ThreatDown – Anti-Bacterial Soap | Greg Behrendt (Author – “He’s Just Not That Into You”) | Greg Behrendt Fields Calls | Yet ANother Day – Soup and Pets

Episode 1007: Wednesday, October 26, 2005 – Neil deGrasse Tyson
Intro – 10/26/05 | Outsourcing | The Word – Perspective | Neil deGrasse Tyson (Astrophysicist and Director of the Hayden Planetarium) | Tip/Wag – Public Nudity Advice | The Pulse

Episode 1008: Thursday, October 27, 2005 – Jeff Daniels | Barney Frank
Cameo: Christina Gausas (as Christina)
Intro – 10/27/05 | Lieber – White Pumpkins | The Word – Quitter | Bookshelf of Broken Dreams | Fract – The States | Better Know a District – Massachusetts’ 4th – Barney Frank | Jeff Daniels (Actor – “Good Night, and Good Luck.” and “The Squid and the Whale”) Yet Another Day – Checking in with Christina and Ernesto

Episode 1009: Monday, October 31, 2005 – Monica Crowley
Intro – 10/31/05 | Criminal Intent | Patrick Fitzgerald’s Press Conference | The Word – Alito | Monica Crowley (Host – “Connected: Coast to Coast”) | Fract – Greatest Lakes | Stephen Settles the Debate – Ramadan or Halloween? | Rocktober