September 2013

The Colbert Report episode guides

 

The complete listing of ‘The Colbert Report’ episodes aired during the month of September, 2013.


 

Episode 9142: Tuesday, September 3, 2013 – Cardinal Timothy Dolan | Dan Kildee
Intro – 9/3/13 | Stephen’s Science Project & Chemical Weapons in Syria | Better Know a District – Michigan’s 5th – Dan Kildee | Timothy Dolan Pt. 1 (Archbishop of New York) | Timothy Dolan Pt. 2 | Sign Off – Welcome Baby Rosta

Episode 9143: Wednesday, September 4, 2013 – Gary England | Steve Coll
Intro- 9/4/13 | Cris-Ish in Syri-Eh | Cris-Ish in Syri-Eh – Steve Coll (New Yorker Article – “Crossing the Line”) | Perfect Polly | Gary England (Meteorologist) | Sign-Off

Episode 9144: Thursday, September 5, 2013 – John Prine
Special Guest(s): August & Arthur (Brooklyn Subway Kittens)
Exclusive(s): John Prine and Stephen Colbert – “Paradise”
Intro – 9/5/13 | Smile File – Ariel Castro & The Eric Bolling Sunshine Express | Kitten Subway Crisis & The New York City Mayoral Race | cOlbert’s Book Club & Couch Bunker | John Pine (Album – “The Missing Years”) | John Prine – “How Lucky”

Episode 9145: Monday, September 9, 2013 — Billie Jean King
Egypt’s Stork Bust | Syrian Conflict Action Plan | Ronald Reagan on Syrian Conflict | Tip/Wag – Iowa, Bigger Pants & Recent Articles | Billie Jean King (Profile – “American Masters”) | Sign Off – Spider Reagan

cOlbert’s Book Club – J.D. Salinger

Episode 9146: Tuesday, September 10, 2013 — Shane Salerno | Tobias Wolff
Staff Cameo(s): Max Werner
cOlbert’s Book Club – Everything but “The Catcher in the Rye” by JD Salinger | cOlbert’s Book Club – Better Know a Salinger | cOlbert’s Book Club – Tobias Wolff (Author – “This Boy’s Life”) & “The Catcher in the Rye” | cOlbert’s Book Club – Shane Salerno on J.D. Salinger (Author and Director – “Salinger”) | cOlbert’s Book Club – Sign Off – Glass Family

 

Episode 9147: Wednesday, September 11, 2013 — Sheryl Crow
Exclusive(s): Sheryl Crow – “If It Makes You Happy”
New York City Mayoral Primary | America’s Got Serious Reservations About This – Syria | America’s Got Serious Reservations About This – Syria – Rand Paul | Barack Obama’s Footgate & Secret Muslim Code | Sheryl Crow (Album – “Feels Like Home”) | Sheryl Crow – “Give It To Me”

Episode 9148: Thursday, September 12, 2013 – Philip Mudd | Jim McDermott
Vladimir Putin’s Op-Ed Photos | Better Know a District – Washington’s 7th – Jim McDermott | Vladimir Putin’s Op-Ed on U.S. Intervention in Syria | Philip Mudd (Former FBI Senior Intelligence Advisor) | Sign Off – Goodnight

Episode 9149: Monday, September 16, 2013 – Andrew Bacevich
Intro – 9/16/13 | Lehman Brothers Anniversary & Economic Recovery | The Word – The Guilted Age | Miss America 2013 | Andrew Bacevich (Vietname Veteran and Author – “Breach of Trust: How Americans Failed Their Soldiers and Their Country”) | Sign Off – Financial Crisis Anniversary Cake

Episode 9150: Tuesday, September 17, 2013 – Arne Duncan
Intro – 9/17/13 | The People’s Republic of Obamastan & Forbes 400 Losers | Colbert Platinum – Luxury Ice & Hot Dic-Tip | Soul-Rending Cheerios Ad | Arne Duncan (Secretary of Education) | Sign Off – Goodnight

Episode 9151: Wednesday, September 18, 2013 — Nicholson Baker | Andrew Sullivan
Syria Conflict & End Times Prophecy | United Nations on Syria Conflict – Andrew Sullivan (Political Blogger) | Navy Yard Shooting & Gun Violence Causes | Nicholas Baker (Author – “Traveling Sprinkler: A Novel”) | Sign Off – “Damascus Countdown”

Episode 9152: Thursday, September 19, 2013 — Jack Johnson
Exclusive(s): Jack Johnson – “Don’t Believe a Thing I Say”
Michelle Obama’s H2O Campaign | Obamacare Government Shutdown | Obamacare Navigators | Tip/Wag – Hammunition & George Clooney | Jack Johnson (Album – “From Here to Now to You”) | Jack Johnson – “Home”

Episode 9153: Tuesday, September 24, 2013 — Metallica
Special Guest(s): Jon Stewart | Father James Martin
Stephen’s Emmy Awards | On Notice – Pope Francis | On Notice – Pope Francis – Jim Martin | Metallica (3D Film – “Metallica: Through the Never”) | “Metallica – “For Whom the Bell Tolls” | Sign Off – Emmy Exhibition

Episode 9154: Wednesday, September 25, 2013 — Joseph Gordon-Levitt | Floyd Mayweather
Censorship for YouTube Comments | Sport Report – Cranium Coddlers & San Francisco Street Chess – Floyd Mayweather (Boxer) | Ted Cruz’s Obamacare “Filibuster” | Joseph Gordon-Levitt (Actor – “Don Jon”) | Sign Off – Ring Announcer

Episode 9155: Thursday, September 26, 2013 — Chris Fischer
Special Guest(s): Bird Bird & Oscar the Grouch
Intro – 9/26/13 | Americone Dream Product Placement | Pointless Counter Pointless – Big Bird vs. Oscar | Time Travel Adventures with Conservatives | Chris Fischer (Founder of OCEARCH) | Sign Off – Goodnight

Episode 10001: Monday, September 30, 2013 – Vince Gilligan
Rockin’ Government Shutdown Eve | “Breaking Gov” | Tip/Wag – Butterball, Ashley Merryman & Science | Vince Gilligan Pt. 1 (Creator, Head Writer and Executive Producer – “Breaking Bad”)| Vince Gilligan Pt. 2 | Sign Off – More “Breaking Bad”