March 2011

The Colbert Report episode guides

 

The complete listing of ‘The Colbert Report’ episodes aired during the month of March, 2011.

 

Episode 7030: Tuesday, March 1, 2011 – Evan Osnos
Intro – 3/1/11 | Muammar al-Gaddafi Competes With Charlie Sheen | The Word – New Country for Old Men | Senior Moment – Geriatric Porn | Evan Osnos (Journalist) | Sign Off – Welcome Zachary Paul Dahm

Episode 7031: Wednesday, March 2, 2011 – Harry Connick Jr.
Intro – 3/2/11 | Wisconsin Prank Call Bill | The Word – Economic Boom | Eulogy Spot | Harry Connick Jr. (Musician) | Sign Off – Demise of the White Pages

Episode 7032: Thursday, March 3, 2011 – Mark Moffett
Special Guest(s): Jimmy Fallon | Jon Stewart | Ben Cohen | Jerry Greenfield
Fox News Suspends Contributors | Ice Cream Fight with Jimmy Fallon | Ice Cream Hallucination With Jimmy Fallon | Mark Moffett (Entomologist and Writer for National Geographic) | Sign Off – Late Night Snack

Episode 7033: Monday, March 7, 2011 – Joshua Foer
Intro – 3/7/11 | Stephen Wants an iPad 2 | On Notice – Mike Huckabee | America’s Next GOP Model | Joshua Foer (Journalist, Memory Athlete and Author – “Moonwalking with Einstein”) | Art Stephen Up Challenge – Bid on Stephen’s Portrait

Episode 7034: Tuesday, March 8, 2011 – Dan Sinker | Dale Bryk
Happy Mardi Gras & International Women’s Day | Light Bulb Ban | Light Bulb Ban – Dale Bryk (Director of the Air & Energy Program at the Natural Resources Defense Council) | Charlie Sheen & Fake Rahm Emanuel on Twitter | Dan Sinker (Journalism Professor and Author – “@MayorEmanuel”) | Sign Off – Welcome Zoe Simone Sanchez

Episode 7035: Wednesday, March 9, 2011 – David Brooks
Intro – 3/9/11 | Stephen Gives Up Catholicism for Lent | Bench Press | Bench Press – Anthony Weiner (Congressman, New York) | David Brooks (Pundit) | Sign Off – Jewish Stephen

Episode 7036: Thursday, March 10, 2011 – Reza Aslan
Intro – 3/10/11 | Newt Gingrich Wants to Screw America | Colbert PAC Ad | Peter King Understands Violent Radicalism | Reza Aslan (Author and Editor – “Tablet & Pen”) | Sign Off – Enjoy the Moment

Episode 7037: Monday, March 21, 2011 – Steve Martin | Simon de Pury
Intro – 3/21/11 | Crisis in the Middle Everywhere – Japan & Libya | Raging Art-On – Art 1 | Ssteve Martin (Album – Rare Bird Alert) | Steve Martin & the Steep Canyon Rangers – “Jubilation Day” | Sign Off – Dueling Banjos

Episode 7038: Tuesday, March 22, 2011 – Ayman Mohyeldin | Simon de Pury
Intro – 3/22/11 | Californians Respond to Japanese Disaster | Raging Art-On – Art 2 | Crisis in the Middle Everywhere – CNN and Fox News Fight in Libya | Ayman Mohyeldin (Journalist) | Sign Off – Goodnight

Episode 7039: Wednesday, March 23, 2011 – Nathan Myhrvold | Simon de Pury
Top News Stories All at Once | Raging Art-On – Art 3 | The Word – Over-Reactor | Nathan Myhrvold (Chef and Author – “Modernist Cuisine”) | Sign Off – Pistachio Ice Cream

Episode 7040: Thursday, March 24, 2011 – Jody Williams | Laurie Garrett
Intro – 3/24/11 | Bears & Balls – Misery Edition | Eat, Pray to Eat – Laurie Garrett (Senior Fellow for Global Health, Council on Foreign Relations) | Channeled Rage | Jody Williams (Nobel Laureate and Chairman of the Nobel Women’s Initiative) | Sign Off – John Oliver’s New York Stand-Up Show

Episode 7041: Monday, March 28, 2011 – Michael Moore
Intro – 3/28/11 | Shout Out to Cece Lederer | Chaos in Chaonada | Tip/Wag – Cigarette Tax, Abortion Waiting Period & Bargain Travelers | Maine Squeeze | Michael Moore (Director) | Sign Off – Movits! Streams “Out of My Head”

Episode 7042: Tuesday, March 29, 2011 – Dr. Anthony Fauci | Stephen Prothero
Intro – 3/29/11 | Turd Sandwich in Libya | Yahweh or No Way – Christianity Is Fattening | Stephen’s Next Religion – Stephen Prothero (Professor and Author – “God Is Not One”) | Jimmy Fallon Promises a Performance by Stephen | Anthony Fauci (Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases) | Sign Off – Do Not Help Jimmy Fallon

Episode 7043: Wednesday, March 30, 2011 – Tim Shriver | Trevor Potter
James O’Keefe Asks for Donations | Colbert PAC | Colbert PAC – Trevor Potter (Lawyer and Former Commissioner of the Federal Election Commission) | Stephen Practices Rebecca Black’s “Friday” | Tim Shriver (Chairman and CEO of the Special Olympics) | Sign Off – Goodnight

Episode 7044: Thursday, March 31, 2011 – Piers Gibbon
Featured: Roy Den Hollander
Intro – 3/31/11 | Congressional Budget Menorah | Difference Makers – Roy Den Hollander (Anti-Feminist Lawyer) | Madison as Hell | Piers Gibbon (Explorer and Host on National Geographic) | Sign Off – Congressional Budget Menorah Fire