March 2012

The Colbert Report episode guides

 

The complete listing of ‘The Colbert Report’ episodes aired during the month of March, 2012.


 

Episode 8065: Thursday, March 1, 2012 — Claire Danes
Countdown to Loving Mitt – Jeb Bush | People Who Are Destroying America – Teachers | Stephen Colbert’s Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown – Yo Mama Jokes | Claire Danes (Actress – “Homeland”) | Sign Off: Jeb Bush’s Portrait

Episode 8066: Monday, March 5, 2012 — Audra McDonald
Countdown to Loving Mitt – Super Tuesday | Rush Limbaugh Apologizes to Sandra Fluke | Sport Report – Pete Weber, Danica Patrick & the New Orleans Saints | Audra McDonald (Actress – “Porgy and Bess”) | Audra McDonald – “Summertime”

Episode 8067: Tuesday, March 6, 2012 — Jonathan Safran Foer
Super Tuesday Party, Putin’s Win & India’s State Assembly | The Word – Due or Die| Thought for Food – Responsible Snacking & Second Breakfast | Jonathan Safran Foer (Author – “The New American Haggadah”) | Sign Off – Good Catch

Episode 8068: Wednesday, March 7, 2012 — Willem Dafoe
Intro – 3/7/12 | Higgs Boson Humor| Countdown to Loving Mitt – Super Tuesday Results | Cyber Republican Convention | Iranian Irony Debate | Willem Dafoe (Actor – “John Carter”) | Sign Off – Goodnight

Episode 8069: Thursday, March 8, 2012 — Emmylou Harris | Don Fleming | Elvis Costello
Exclusive(s): Don Fleming, Elvis Costello & Emmylou Harris – “Goodnight, Irene”
Eric Bolling’s Secret Gas Prices Plan | Herman Cain’s Avant-Garde PAC Ad | Don Fleming, Elvis Costello & Emmylou Harris (Contributors to the Alan Lomax Collection) | Don Fleming, Elvis Costello & Emmylou Harris – “Good Old Mountain Dew”

Episode 8070: Monday, March 12, 2012 — Katherine Boo
Featured: Dave “Mudcat” Saunders
Daylight Savings Socialism | Republican’s Southern Strategy | Republican’s Southern Strategy – Dave “Mudcat” Saunders | Cheating Death – Bacon Cure for Nosebleeds and Brain Wave Sterility | Katherine Boo (Writer – “The New Yorker”) | Sign Off – Goodnight with a Smile

Episode 8071: Tuesday, March 13, 2012 — Andrew Bird
Exclusive(s): Andrew Bird – “Danse Caribe”
Who’s Not Honoring Me Now? Seattle’s Pop Conference | ThreatDown – Stoned Pat Robertson, Muslim-American Reality TV & Pampered Bears | Republican Southern Primary – Simplified Speeches | Andrew Bird (Musician – “Break It Yourself”) | Andrew Bird – “Eyeoneye”

Episode 8072: Wednesday, March 14, 2012 — Mark McKinnon
Special Guest(s): Kermit the Frog
Greg Smith’s Goldman Sachs Op-Ed | Republican Southern Primary – Rick Santorum Against Teleprompters | Republican Southern Primary – Kermit the Frog | Monkey on the Lam – Alabama | Mark McKinnon (Co-Founder of “No Labels” Non-Partisan Group) | Sign Off – Goodnight

Episode 8073: Thursday, March 15, 2012 — Dexter Filkins
Airport Security for Senior Citizens | Rush Limbaugh Loses More Sponsors | Rick Santorum Visits Puerto and Speaks from His Heart | Ireland’s Imported Sperm & Ethnically Accurate Headgear | Dexter Filkins (Combat Journalist and Writer – “The New Yorker”) | Sign Off – Goodnight

Episode 8074: Monday, March 26, 2012 — Dr. David Page
Intro – 3/26/12 | Stephen’s Spring Break | The Word – Dressed to Kill | Mitt Romney-Etch A Sketch Comparison | David Page (Director of the Whitehead Institute for Biomedical Research) | Sign Off – Goodnight

Episode 8075: Tuesday, March 27, 2012 — Charles Murray
Intro – 3/27/12 | Barack Obama-Gun Control Conspiracy | Tip/Wag – Anti-Prejudice Drug & Dick Cheney’s Heart | Thought for Food – Tacocopter | Charles Murray (Author – “Coming Apart: The State of White America, 1960 to 2010”) | Sign Off – Goodnight

Episode 8076: Wednesday, March 28, 2012 — Mark Ruffalo | Emily Bazelon
The Supreme Court Weighs In on Obamacare | The Supreme Court Weighs In on Obamacare – Emily Bazelon (Legal Editor – “Slate”) | The Conservative Teen | Mark Ruffalo (Actor, and Anti-Fracking and Clean Water Activist) | Sign Off – Goodnight Snack

Episode 8077: Thursday, March 29, 2012 — Peter Beinart
Intro – 3/29/12 | The Mega Millions Lottery | Colbert Super PAC – Texan Supporters & Super Fun Pack | Mitt Romney Tells a Funny Story | Peter Beinart (Author – “The Crisis of Zionism”) | Sign Off – Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack