Happy Birthday, Stephen Colbert!

Today is holiday time at Colbert News Hub because we are celebrating Stephen’s birthday today! Yay! And it’s a big one, too, because he is marking a half century on this earth. But Stephen has nothing to fear, for he looks fantastic and has enough energy to power many small villages.

Stephen Colbert Birthday

So on behalf of our webmaster Katt, our Hub staff, and Hubster community, have a wonderful birthday, Mr. Colbert. We hope you get to enjoy it to the fullest. Thanks for all you do to keep us smiling every day.

Feel free to add your birthday congratulations in the comments.

  • bleu

    wooo! Happy Birthday!

  • Thank you, Stephen. You have given a great gift to the world. I have been to 15 tapings (every six months) and am looking forward to what may be my final one on June 4. We will follow you to CBS, of course, but we will always be proud citizens of the Colbert Nation. Bless you!

  • Dear Stephen,

    Happy 50th Birthday! Thank you for bringing pure joy into my world. You have touched my life profoundly. I hope your birthday is filled with love and laughter! May the Colbert Nation rock on forever.

    Love,
    Clem

  • Happiness and Joy! Mr. Colbert! Thank you for all you are and all you do! Stay Strong!

  • CN Helper

    Today is a good day to have 16 Wheat Thins and crack open the Bud Light with Lime!

  • Happy Birthday Mr Colbert! Thank you for all the energy and all the joy you put into each episode, thank you for being an exemplary human being, thank you thank you thank you, and we look forward to following you in your next big adventure! 😀

  • dentry

    Happy 50th Birthday to you Stephen!! I hope you have a great day.

  • karenatasha

    Happy birthday, Stephen! May you have as much joy, today and always, as you bring us. (And that’s a LOT.)

  • llama

    Happy Birthday Stephen! Half a century here and here’s to another half century more! You make this place a better world. Keep doing what you do!

  • StephenSmile64

    Happy Birthday, Stephen! Being a member of your nation has been nothing but pure joy! You are not only a brilliant comedian and human being, to match, but you are also a wonderful, kind-hearted individual. You deserve nothing but the best! Thank you for everything that you do, now and always! 🙂

  • Corrie-luv

    Happy 50th, Stephen Colbert! I hope you have a great birthday (and hope you will celebrate that milestone tonight)! Too excited with luv! Viva la Stephen y la Colbert Nation!

  • DeeCee

    Hopefully The Black Keys know how to play Happy Birthday!

  • Mr. Arkadin

    Happy thirty-ninth birthday, Stephen!

  • lockhart43

    I’m a couple days late, but the sentiment is the same: happy birthday Stephen! Thank you for bringing me so much joy. Here’s hoping the day was as fantastic as you are!

  • Anon-y

    From a post that I sent someone a while back on tumblr:

    Sorry it’s so late. Happy Birthday, “Stephen”!

    It’s for “Stephen” of the Colbert Report. I realize that this is for “Stephen” instead of Stephen. But I’ll work on something similar for Stephen too. Before anyone says anything, Yankee Doodle is considered public domain, so it’s fair use under America’s copyright Laws. Anyway, I hope you enjoy it.

    (To the tune of Yankee Doodle, Kid’s version)

    Verse 1:
    Stephen Colbert came to town
    Riding in a hummer
    He claimed today was the greatest day,
    His fiftieth birthday!

    Chorus:
    Stephen Colbert keep it up,
    Give it up for Stephen!
    Fifty years he’s been around,
    And we will never leave him.

    Verse 2:
    From speaking in two thousand six,
    The Correspondent Dinner,
    To running for the Presidency,
    I wish you were the winner.

    Chorus:
    Stephen Colbert keep it up,
    Give it up for Stephen!
    Fifty years he’s been around,
    And we will never leave him.

    Verse 3:
    Stephen Colbert, you’ve done so much;
    You are America’s treasure.
    But once the Report is all gone,
    We’ll lose a national treasure.

    Chorus:
    Stephen Colbert keep it up,
    Give it up for Stephen!
    Fifty years he’s been around,
    And we will never leave him.

    END

  • I’m almost a month late, but I did my requisite birthday wishes to Stephen both on Facebook and Twitter on the actual day, and I think a birthday is worth celebrating any time, so Happy 50th Birthday, Stephen! May you continue to shine your satire beacon on those that need/deserve it most (good and bad), and thank you for being a light to many in the Colbert Nation. Excelsior!