EPISODE NUMBER: 9054 (January 31, 2013)
GUESTS: Matthew Guerrieri
SEGMENTS: Sport Report – Ads for Ads & Deer Antler Spray | Sport Report – Gatorade Chemicals & Chicken Wing Shortage | Craziest F#?King Thing I’ve Ever Heard – Crows Using Tools | Matthew Guerrieri | Sign Off – Welcome Baby Sanchez!
SUIT REPORT: Black Pin Striped Suit | Striped White Shirt | Red/White/Blue Striped Tie
VIDEOS: Thursday, January 31, 2013
Sport Report – Ads for Ads & Deer Antler Spray
“The sweet science, the pick and roll, from the downtown, you sunk my battleship! Yatzee!” is about the most cogent summary of American Football I have ever heard.
Sport Report – Gatorade Chemicals & Chicken Wing Shortage
Stephen’s review of Gatorade Chemicals and Chicken Wings with basically sphincter, sphincter, every where is not complete with out a little hot sauce. Would love to attend a basement, tailgate party at Annual Bash at Captain Colbert’s Goodtime, Balls Out Kicking It!
His sequence of puns about chicken wings was poultry in motion! Check it out!
Craziest F#?King Thing I’ve Ever Heard – Crows Using Tools
Loved his Craziest F#?King Thing and his ability to get past his interviews with James Carville. Cute kitten alert! Then Stephen demonstrates his problem solving, human potential that surpasses that of bird-brain-Crows. And thanks, Mr. C for demonstrating humans’ tendency to hit things; hey, when brute force doesn’t work, you are using enough. Am I right? Loved the M&M cheeks!
Interview – Matthew Guerrieri
Now, Dr. Guerrieri has written an amazing book about the amazing genius of Beethoven and his, “dum, dum, dum, dumb” and upon hearing it a few more times, I have to say, I think I began to track. But Mr. Colbert stepped it up and listened in and graciously and kindly translated for his audience. I feared Dr. G was having a flash back from his dissertation defense or his last presentation at the International Musicological Conference.
Sign Off – Welcome Baby Sanchez!
Welcome to our newest ColbertNation Hero! Baby Sanchez! Now, Madam Wardrobe Sanchez, please come back because Stephen’s suit sleeves are having an allergic reaction to this shirt sleeves! Nice tie though.