EPISODE NUMBER: 9032 (December 4, 2012)
GUESTS: Martin Freeman
SEGMENTS: The Pundit: Or Colbert and Back Again – Hobbit Week Night Two | Low-T & Low-O | Kate the Great’s Morning Sickness | Sign Off – The Pundit: Or Colbert and Back Again – Rivendell
SUIT REPORT: Navy Suit | White Shirt | Gray patterned tie
VIDEOS:Tuesday, December 4, 2012
I love theme weeks or theme shows on The Colbert Report; there is something about the show that really shines when Stephen and crew focus the programming around a single subject.
What better subject can ever be tackled than Stephen’s mind boggling appreciation of Tolkien. This is the best promotion that could ever be done for The Hobbit, to be sure, and it is still throughly entertaining to those of us who are not super familiar with LoTR.
Tonight Stephen tackled the mass marketing of Androgel and a new term he coined as well, “Low-O” for the ladies. It is safe to say we will all be pretty jacked up on hormones pretty soon, more than ever before, courtesy of our tainted water supply.
Poor Kate. Hoping she feels better soon. She didn’t sound too well from that phone call. You just hang in there, Duchess.
Well Hobsters, what did you think of the ep, and how do you like Hobbit Week so far? Be sure to hob-ment.
The Pundit: Or Colbert and Back Again – Hobbit Week Night Two
Who would have thought that elderly Fox viewers would be more susceptible to misinformation?
Low-T & Low-O
Yes, it’s good for up to six hours, although men are not. So, basically, it’s a few minutes of intimacy followed by 5 & 1/2 hours of highly erotic scrapbooking.
It’s just androgel you spray directly into your brain. So ladies, don’t be surprised if your pre-frontal lobes sprouts a handlebar mustache.
Kate the Great’s Morning Sickness
Now this morning sickness means that she will probably restrict herself to a bland diet. Otherwise known as food in England.
Well you heard it here first, folks. This year’s hot look will be dry heaving.
Sign Off – The Pundit: Or Colbert and Back Again – Rivendell