EPISODE NUMBER: 8041 (January 10, 2012)
GUEST: Bill Moyers
SEGMENTS: New Hampshire Primary & Mitt Romney’s Gaffe | Tip/Wag – Irresponsible Dead People & Insensitive Papa John’s | Malice in Blunderland | Sign Off – Turntable
SUIT REPORT: Grey suit | White shirt | Black/white polka dot tie
VIDEOS: Tuesday, January 10, 2012
The 2012 Republican nominee will be Mitt Romney and Jon Huntsman stitched together in a human centidgeopede.
I like being able to fire people who provide services to me. *rewind* Glad I brough my turn-table with me. Boy Romney really stuck his foot in his mouth with this one. Which is the spiciest thing he's eaten in years.
Of course the media and other candidates have really jumped on Mitt. Like Newt Gingrich on a younger healthier wife.
You can't argue with that logic, because you can't argue with that logic.
“If you’re dying of cancer, it’s your own fault for not going to the doctor. And if you can’t go to the doctor because you don’t have insurance, then it’s your own fault for not having a job. And if you don’t have a job because you have cancer, get yourself to a doctor, what is wrong with you?”
Yes, she called her "chinky eyes", but "lady chinky eyes". That's a sign of respect in the orient. All 'Papa John's' was trying to do was make sure that the pizza got to the right customer. If they hadn't put "lady chinky eyes", it might have ended up in the hands of "countess total lesbo" or "admiral spic butt".
This party was so extravagant, that they managed to anger not one, but two Doocy's. Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dooce.
Folks I have heard disturbing rumours that every year they hold a Pagan Druidic Tree Lighting Ceremony, and last year it was hosted by a translucent fire giant.
No matter how much George Lucas wants us to forget 1978's "The Star Wars Holiday Special".